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HeyBabeItsElma

1. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 11, 2012 12:46am UTC
   It is what it is, and its as good as it gets
   
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2. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 10, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   wha 'sup,
   even in with your hair up girl wha 'sup,
   even in your sweat pants girl wha 'sup,
   even when you wake up without any make up kinda love...
   so baby wha 'sup,
   even in your work clothes girl wha 'sup,
   you know how to work clothes girl wha 'sup,
   girl you got me lost in your eyes, im in paradise girl wha 'sup
   *wish guys actually thought that. Cody is such a gentleman* *SIGH*
   
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3. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 10, 2012 11:43pm UTC
   You're interesting, and you're different and I like that
   
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4. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 10, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   Hey boy I wana give you a round of applause,
   You deserve a standing ovation,
   Cause you got me falling in love.
   
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5. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 7, 2012 12:32am UTC
   Hate may win some battles,
   But love wins in the end
   
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6. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 7, 2012 12:28am UTC
   I'm not sure what this is gana be,
   but with my eyes closed all I see is the sky line through the window,
   the moon above you and the streets below.
   Hold my breathe as your movin' in,
   tase your lips and feel your skin,
   when the time come comes baby dont run,
   just kiss me slowly
   
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7. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 7, 2012 12:03am UTC
   I, wish I, was strong, enough... to lift, not one, but both of us....
   
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8. HeyBabeItsElma
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   August 7, 2012 12:00am UTC
   If you tell a wish, it wont come true. After all, a dream is a wish your heart makes too.
   <3
   
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9. HeyBabeItsElma
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   June 27, 2012 3:30am UTC
   "Shut up and kiss me no need to teas me"
   *give a troll face*
   
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10. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 27, 2012 3:16am UTC
    the purpose of a childs middle name is really for them to know when they're in trouble
    
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11. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 27, 2012 3:14am UTC
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    
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12. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 27, 2012 3:11am UTC
    Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse.’
    
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13. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 27, 2012 3:09am UTC
    If your mechanic couldn’t repair your brakes, just tell him to make your horn louder.
    
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14. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:37am UTC
    From my latest expireance i discovered that the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
    
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15. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:34am UTC
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
    
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16. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:32am UTC
    Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
    
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17. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
    
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18. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong
    
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19. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 21, 2012 12:23am UTC
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20. HeyBabeItsElma
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    June 20, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!
    
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