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Quotes added on Monday, April 9 2012

  1. Cutiee Cutiee
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Le Orange: Hey,hey,hey Apple!
    Le Apple:...
    Le Orange: Hey,hey,hey Apple!
    Le Orange: Hey,hey,hey Apple!
    Le Apple: WHAT?!
    Le Orange: Knife!
    *le knife cuts le apple in half*
    *From Hey Apple! on YouTube by RealAnnoyingOrange

  2. klk klk
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Finding out he wasn't who I thought he was,
    it's like losing him twice.
    -Pretty Little Liars

  3. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Happy Birthday Daddy.!!
    I love you sooo much.!
    I wish you never had to leave me.
    You are truely missed.
    Rest peacfully.
    August 19, 2009.<33


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. caseyh5599 caseyh5599
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:06am UTC
    admit it, when you turn the lights off in the basement, you get out of there... fast.

  6. Natalie66 Natalie66
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:07am UTC
    If you burn yourself remember that i
    LOVE YOU
    And if you wanna cut yourself remeber that i
    LOVE YOU
    And if you wanna kill yourself remember that i
    LOVE YOU

  7. xoxoMelaniexoxo xoxoMelaniexoxo
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:07am UTC
    I just want to make you proud
    I'm never gonna be good enough for you
    I can't pretend that
    I'm alright
    And you can't change me
    'Cuz we lost it all
    Nothing lasts forever
    I'm sorry
    I can't be perfect
    Now it's just too late and
    We can't go back
    I'm sorry
    I can't be perfect
    I try not to think
    About the pain I feel inside
    Did you know you used to be my hero?
    All the days you spent with me
    Now seem so far away
    And it feels like you don't care anymore
    And now I try hard to make it
    I just want to make you proud
    I'm never gonna be good enough for you
    I can't stand another fight
    And nothing's alright

  8. WeWillRiseAgainst WeWillRiseAgainst
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Please read;
    My little brother will be 13 years old in one hour.

    His "friends" texted him and was telling him he was worthless and his birthdays always suck.
    My little brother cried to me. It didn't help his anxiety disorder.
    I love my little brother so much..and I would like my Witty family to show him you love him too.
    Please like this to tell him Happy Birthday
    & to show him that people do care.
    Happy birthday Louis, you will always be my rock. <3
    *Thank you to those who actually read this and liked it. It makes me smile knowing you care. <33

  9. heyijustmetyou heyijustmetyou
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:08am UTC
    who else has lied
    to protect someone and ended up hurting yourself more?

  10. MyKaYlAMaRiE35 MyKaYlAMaRiE35
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:08am UTC
    talking to my boh<33
    ps:he hates that word;)
    love you babe

  11. stephtinker stephtinker
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:08am UTC
    i want a really sweet boy, a boy that would give me his hoodie when im cold, hug
    my waist from behind. i want a boy with nice eyes, with a great personality, sweet, funny, romanic, serious but silly at times. i want a boy that if i was sad he wouldnt leave me alone until i smiled. i want a boy that could make me laugh more than anybody else, a boy that would hold me closer when im sick, I want a boy who will move the hair away from my eyes, and then kiss me. i want a boy who will hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. i want a boy who thinks I'm b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l, a boy who will sing to me at random moments. i want a boy who lets me sleep on his chest, a boy that will tell his mother I have beautiful eyes, a boy who will bring me orange juice when I'm sick. i want a boy who writes songs about me because he doesn't know any other way to tell me how he feels. i want a boy who knows the right things to say at the right times, a boy who will call me 3 times a day if he went away. i want a boy who will apologize for calling too much, and no matter how many times I tell him its okay, he'd still do it, a boy who will let me gossip to him and just smile and agree with everything I say. i want a boy who will throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then jump on me and kiss me a million times. i want a boy who will write me notes in class, and give me flowers every once in a while for no real reason at all. but mostly I want a boy who is my best friend and will always be there for me.
    but im never going to find him.

  12. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:09am UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you insult people on television
    for doing the exact same thing you do
    in real life.

  13. klk klk
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:10am UTC
    You can leave if you want.
    I'll remember you. I remember everyone that leaves. -Lilo

  14. heyijustmetyou heyijustmetyou
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:10am UTC
    she only dreamed
    that one day he'd fall for her as hard as she fell for him.

  15. Longie Longie
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:11am UTC
    When going over to a friends house for the first time
    10% of people are exited to actually see there friend
    but
    90% of people are more exited to see where their friend lives
    fave if your that 90%

  16. lostlover27 lostlover27
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Please...help...</3
    I give up. I really liked him and he left. Every single guy has found something wrong with me. I'm not good enough...for anyone. Every time I think I found a guy I'll be with for awhile, someone else steals them away. And it's always on accident. I haven't been this down on myself in a long, long time. It's been over a month since I last took out that dreaded thing. I don't want to. I feel like I need it. I know it's terrible...please, anyone...I don't even feel good enough for my family anymore. I almost lost my best guy friend this weekend. I'm kind of hoping 2012 is the end of the world because it sure as hell feels like the worst year of my life. I swear I'm not just seeking attention or anything like that. I wanna know what others have done. How have you gotten through this? Break ups, broken heart, losing the one you love, letting GO of the one you love,falling in love again, bulimia, anorexia, cutting, nervousness, insecurity, suicide-anything will help.
    Please.
    I'm begging you.

    nmf
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©

  17. taylornicole22 taylornicole22
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Nicki minaj: pink hair
    Katy perry: blue hair
    rihanna: red hair
    Lady Gaga: Green hair
    The power rangers are back!
    NMQ/NMF

  18. E_myah516ox E_myah516ox
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Going on Google Translate
    Just to here how weird things sound
    In different Languages
    format credit to OneDirection

  19. JuliaLovesYouForEvah JuliaLovesYouForEvah
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 12:13am UTC
    ░░░░
    He is the only boy
    I get off Witty for.<3
    Format by Sandrasaurus


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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