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vrdahl

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Member Since: 25 Jun 2011 09:46pm

Last Seen: 15 Sep 2013 08:55pm

user id: 187306

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  1. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    What the f*ck is up with the no vent category.? Seriously, what the hell Steve.?

  2. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    I REALLY DO NOT LIKE THE NEW WITTY CHANGES.
    If it accually does change, then I might accually leave this site.

  3. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    My stomach is still f*cked up from last night..

  4. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    I swear to f*cking God if I could get away with murder I would kill you in a seccond. Without a thought.

  5. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:17am UTC
    That really annoying moment when..
    I see your face..

  6. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:24am UTC
    The secret of enjoying a good wine:
    *~~~~~~~~~*
    Step 1: Open bottle to allow it to breath.
    Step 2: If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth to mouth.

  7. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Me: **Pouring my heart out in a very thoughtful text**
    Person: Oh, hahaha.
    B*tch, I hope you step on a leggo.

  8. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 11:56am UTC
    Isn't it funny how
    RED, WHITE, and BLUE
    Represent freedom..
    Until they are flashing right behind us..0.o

  9. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    Well, I feel like being nice SO..
    Fav or comment on this and I'll leave an honest opion and compliment on your profile
    I'm NOT doing this for favs, I just wanna be nice(: If I don't post on your profile by this time tomorrow, leave me a quick comment(:
    I promise to do all of them.

  10. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:35am UTC
    Make sure you listen to someone when they are drunk,
    Cause that's when the truth comes out.

  11. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:02am UTC
    I bet you just highlighted all of that(;

  12. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    That amazing feeling
    When..
    You're step father tells you that you need to start watching what you eat and start exercising..
    And
    Your mother agrees with him..

  13. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    My mind just got
    F*cked..0.o

  14. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Whenever someone says "Guess what.!"
    My response is always "You had s*x with a unicorn.?!?!"

  15. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:43am UTC
    Getting woken up at 7.30am on a Saturday morning is THE worst feeling ever.

  16. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 3:54pm UTC
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  17. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    We should be able to like comments..

  18. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Feeling completely numb again..

  19. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:03pm UTC
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  20. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    When I would cut, I'd go so deep that I was like
    "Ah f*ck it, if I die I die. I'll be with my father and away from all these a*sholes, and c*nts."

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