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Quotes added on Friday, March 9 2012

  1. bethanyluvsmeme bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Boy: Mum, why is that girl called Rosie?
    Mum: Because her Mum likes roses.
    Boy: What do you like Mum?
    Mum: Stop asking questions Dicky!
    Fave if you get it (;

  2. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:28am UTC
    FAV and I'll give you a shotout

  3. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I'm the kind of girl that when I cry, I cry.
    When I fall for someone,
    I fall too hard.
    People tell me i'm too intense when it comes to emotions.
    I'll do anything to be around you.
    I don't always look perfect ,
    & sometimes I get insecure.
    & I may have flaws,
    But I'll love you better than anyone else ever could.

  4. maddiebug maddiebug
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Problems Girls Have #1
    That moment when we screw up our nail polish.
    if this gets 10 faves I will make another one

  5. LoGena23 LoGena23
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:30am UTC
    Just tell me the truth..
    Though it hurts..
    learning you lied hurts worse
    myquote.randomformat

  6. Justanotherhollowlaugh Justanotherhollowlaugh
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:31am UTC
    When we are born, We have this: ♥
    We grow up with this: ♥
    We watch those romance movies, and can not wait to give it to some boy, To give him our ♥
    You find him finally, you give it away. And now you do not have a heart inside. But it is okay, because he is by your side.
    Then one day suddenly, He gives it back. But its new this time. </3
    And no matter what we do, We can never go back to having that beautiful, perfect, unscarred ♥
    Because it is like paper, Once you rip it...It never totally goes back to normal. There is always that crease.
    You are permanently on her heart, a never disappearing mark. A painful scar.
    How could you take a beautiful soul and break her like that?

  7. ohhiheyhello ohhiheyhello
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:31am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    The awesome feeling
    after you shave your legs

  8. RunningMascara RunningMascara
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:31am UTC
    SECRET IDENTITY
    CHAPTER THIRTEEN
    Michael's POV
    The moment I walked into Scarlett's house and saw Sharmony standing there, I knew it was her.
    But maybe, just MAYBE I thought public confrontation was the only way she would admit it to me.
    Don't get me wrong, Sharmony was pretty. It's just that, Scarlett was way, WAY prettier.
    Scarlett had gorgeous, thick long hair and the most amazing eyes I have ever seen.
    She was basically the teenage Adriana Lima.
    Sharmony was the kid of girl that looked like... ordinary.
    There was no way I would ever tell her that, though. If I had any chance with a girl like Scarlett, I had to be super nice to Sharmony.
    "Wh-what do you mean?" She said, shaking. I could hear the fear in her voice, not taking the confrontation too well.
    "Don't lie to me... SCARLETT!" I said, laughing. I was pretty pleased with my observations.
    At this point, I expected her to fall in my arms for realising her secret.
    Boy was I wrong.
    She literally broke down into tears, not continuing the play fight that I started.
    Her legs moved faster than I have ever seen before.
    Obviously my first instict was to follow her, and to see if I upset her or anything.
    Jeez... I didn't like kill a family member or anything.
    I was just trying to show my interest in her, without putting her down.
    I saw her walking home, arms wrapped her stomach.
    Playfully, I snuck up on her and put my arms around her arms.
    "WHAT THE HECK?!" She screamed, turning around and slapping me.
    "Wow, chill Sharm, it's just me." I said, wiping the small amount of blood off my face.
    "Never do that to me again." She said, walking off.
    So, wait. She never actually admitted she was Scarlett or not...
    Wow. That makes me feel stupid.
    Okay guys, so here are the pictures of the characters:
    Scarlett/Sharmony: i42.tinypic.com/1671imv.jpg
    Michael: i41.tinypic.com/2i9po3o.jpg
    I actually hate this story and I'm thinking of wrapping it up early, x

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Teacher: Without us(girls) you*points at a guy* wouldn't be here.

  10. KatG KatG
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:33am UTC
    comment what state you live in!
    1-Alabama 26-Montana
    2-Alaska 27-Nebraska
    3-Arizona 28-Nevada
    4-Arkansas 29-New Hampshire
    5-California 30-New Jersey
    6-Colorado 31-New Mexico
    7-Connecticut 32-New York
    8-Delawaree 33-NorthCarolina
    9-Floridaa 34-North Dakotaa
    10-Georgiaa 35-Ohioo
    11-Hawaiii 36-Oklahomaa
    12-Idahoo 37-Oregonn
    13-Illinois 38-Pennsylvania
    14-Indiana 39-Rhode Island
    15-Iowa 40-South Carolina
    16-Kansas 41-South Dakota
    17-Kentucky 42-Tennessee
    18-Louisiana 43-Texas
    19-Maine 44-Utah
    20Maryland 45-Vermont
    21-Massachusetts 46-Virginia
    22-Michigan 47-Washington
    23-Minnesota 48-West Virginia
    24-Mississippi 49-Wisconsin
    25-Missouri 50-Wyoming

  11. herecomesthesunshine herecomesthesunshine
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:33am UTC
    U.G.L..Y
    U gotta love yourself.

  12. Kinsman_Redeemer* Kinsman_Redeemer*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:37am UTC
    So i caught myself doing it again -_- damn ,,, when i thought i was over it .....

  13. yasameen111 yasameen111
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Omg,
    I HATE girls and I HATE drama.
    Wait...but i am a girl,..
    and i start drama...
    Im confused.
    *hairflip*

  14. Mouselover990 Mouselover990
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Last time I checked, guys didn't play with barbies.

  15. lukapuka lukapuka
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Flashinglight..
    i'm just a girl
    only girl in the world©
    thanks for
    wittyprofiles.com

  16. ooboomonster ooboomonster
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:39am UTC
    I always fall for
    the oneswho will
    Never like me back
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. illuminate illuminate
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Pick two:
    -intelligent.
    -good looking.
    -emotionally stable.
    nmf

  18. Chocolate_Luver Chocolate_Luver
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:41am UTC
    I see all these quotes saying;
    "great, my crush fell inlove with me!" .. Well mine didnt yet, my bestfriend is actually dating him. She knew i liked him before too... She was lying to me about lots of stuff and doesn't deserve him </3

  19. volleyballlover23 volleyballlover23
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:42am UTC
    trust someone you loveor love someone else you cantrust [:♥

  20. boyingtonpowa boyingtonpowa
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:42am UTC
    No matter how Hard I try to forget you,it will never happen.

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