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bethanyluvsmeme

1. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   
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2. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 11:03pm UTC
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   One Direction
   ♥
   
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3. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:51pm UTC
   If I had a British accent, I'd never
   shut up. ;)
   
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4. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   Before I fall too fast,
   Kiss me quick, and make it last ♥
   
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5. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:41pm UTC
   It's fine. I'm not
   crazy about myself either.
   
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6. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:33pm UTC
   ♥ne Directi♥n
   You don't know me,
   but we're gonna be married.
   
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7. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   ♥ ne Direction
   SOME ONE DIRECTION QUOTES:
   'I LIKE GIRLS, WHO EAT CARROTS.' -LOUIS.
   'SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!' - LOUIS.
   'AAAAAH, I'M A SONG.' - LOUIS.
   'I'D JUST LIKE TO MAKE A SHOUTOUT...
   SHOUTOUT!' - LOUIS.
   'SHE'S MINE!' - LOUIS.
   'TWO BANANA'S FOR A POUND.' -ZAYN +
   HARRY.
   'GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!' - HARRY.
   'POTATO!' - NIALL.
   'VAZZ HAPPENIN?' - ZAYN.
   I ♥ ONE DIRECTION.
   (c) Louis' future wife
   
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8. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:24pm UTC
   if I get exactly
   twenty four comments &
   43 faves; I'll eat my hat.
   nmf <-- format and fonts. thanks.
   
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9. bethanyluvsmeme
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   I'm bored.
   Comment what you last ate/eating then after say
   'in my pants'
   
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10. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 4:45am UTC
    LOOK LEFT---------------------------------------->
    You Failed.
    
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11. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    'Simon says jump'
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.
    
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12. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Fave if you thought
    witty wouldn't
    be this addictive :)
    
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13. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Say: Eye
    Spell: Map
    Say: ness
    Fave if you got it. :)
    
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14. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    That piece of clothing that you fall in love with.
    Then you see the price tag and you're like
    'Nevermind I'll find someone like you'
    
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15. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    First 'DYNAMITE'
    Then 'FIREWORK'
    Then 'GRENADE'
    What's next?
    'NUCLEAR BOMB'?
    
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16. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Boy: Mum, why is that girl called Rosie?
    Mum: Because her Mum likes roses.
    Boy: What do you like Mum?
    Mum: Stop asking questions Dicky!
    Fave if you get it (;
    
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17. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 12:01am UTC
    If skinny people
    go skinny dipping,
    then what to fat people
    do? The chunky dunk?
    {Just a thought}
    
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18. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:55pm UTC
    Four biggest lies:
    - I'm fine
    - That was my last piece of gum
    - Seriously, I don't like anyone
    - I have read the terms and conditions
    
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19. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    "My memory is so bad."
    "How bad is it?"
    "How bad is what?"
    
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20. bethanyluvsmeme
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    I hate it when I
    say 'shut up' to
    a guy, then he
    copies me in a
    higher voice;
    
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