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boyingtonpowa

1. boyingtonpowa
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   March 9, 2012 12:42am UTC
   No matter how Hard I try to forget you,it will never happen.
   
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2. boyingtonpowa
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   March 3, 2012 1:48am UTC
   Toinght I looked at my arm.
   I stared at it for about ten minutes.I studied every
   cut,burn&scratch on my arm and with everyone of them
   brought back a a horrible memory that can never be erased.
   </3
   
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3. boyingtonpowa
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   March 2, 2012 1:33am UTC
   WannaHereSomethingHorrible?
   PEveryone is telling me that they heard I cheated on 'her' even though it's not true.Oh and to make matters worse I have be come addicted to burning myself.So thankyou to all the people that brought me to what I'm doing right now.I hope you'rehappy.
   
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4. boyingtonpowa
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   March 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   So,
   I kinda sorta like you alot.<3
   
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5. boyingtonpowa
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   March 1, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   So ListenToThisHorribleStory.
   i was dating the girl of my dreams,but we broke up after a month.We missed eachother,alot everyday we would email eachother explaining how much we missed eachother,well anyway my bestfriend Nick started flirting with her and I asked him to stop.Soon enough I find out he's asking her out and all the crap.Well we got into a huge fight and stopped talking.The next day my ex-girlfriend desides to ask me out again after we had a very heart to heart conversation.I said Yes and was sooo happy.Well after she had to go later on ,she stopped emailing me.EverySingleDay I would email her and she wouldn't reply.For the hell of it I asked my friend nick if he mightknow where she was,he told me she didn't want to talk to me and she dumped me.Well i didn't believe him until he told me they had been dating for a week.I have been so depressed.I started burning myself again.I hope your happy Nick.You ruined my fuxxking life by taking the one person who made my life worth living away from me.
   
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6. boyingtonpowa
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   March 1, 2012 5:52pm UTC
   &The Worst Thing in The World
   is when you're inlove with your bestfriend.
   
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7. boyingtonpowa
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   February 27, 2012 2:32pm UTC
   Fav for Adele,
   Comment for One Direction
   
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8. boyingtonpowa
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   February 2, 2012 9:28am UTC
   Joke of the day :3.
   A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
   He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
   While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
   To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
   
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9. boyingtonpowa
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   January 17, 2012 9:44am UTC
   Joke of the day :D
   Police Officer pulls over speeding driver.
   Officer: "Papers?"
   Driver: "Scissors, I win!"
   Officer: " Sir, im going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle please ."
   <3
   nmf
   
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10. boyingtonpowa
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    November 5, 2011 2:45pm UTC
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11. boyingtonpowa
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    October 12, 2011 4:17pm UTC
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12. boyingtonpowa
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    October 8, 2011 10:24am UTC
    I just saw a quote that said this:
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're in McDonalds and an emo person orders a happy meal...
    Fav if you think this is wrong.
    
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13. boyingtonpowa
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    September 21, 2011 3:05pm UTC
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14. boyingtonpowa
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    September 9, 2011 7:30pm UTC
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15. boyingtonpowa
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    September 8, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
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    Im the kind of person,
    Who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
    -nmf
    font by sandrasaurus
    Format Cr edit: Sandrasaurus
    
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16. boyingtonpowa
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    September 5, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    There are plenty of fish in the sea,
    so b*tch don't flirt with my fish ♥
    nmf not my quote just had to repost.
    
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17. boyingtonpowa
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    September 5, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Fav for boys with Skater hair
    Comment for boys with short hair.
    
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18. boyingtonpowa
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    September 4, 2011 10:09pm UTC
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    August 28, 2011 10:31am UTC
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    August 28, 2011 10:18am UTC
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