Quotes added on Wednesday, February 22 2012

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SecretWittyGuy
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:00am UTC

Love?
Liar!
More Like Flirt With Everyone...

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GirlTips
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February 22, 2012 12:01am UTC

GirlTip #137
it's true that you should be
careful what you wish for.

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samm_iloveyou
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February 22, 2012 12:01am UTC

Me; Why do you miss me?
Landon; I miss your beautiful smile and your amazingly deep eyes that draw me to you like I belong to you rather than with you. I miss the feeling I get when I see you, and when I kiss you..I get butterflies the size of Texas and I can't control my feelings towards you, that's why and how much I miss you
Me; How did I get so freaking lucky to get you all to myself?
Landon; Hun, I'm the one who's soo incredibly lucky to have an amazingly beautiful girl like you
How lucky could one girl get?<3

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:01am UTC

NMQ IDEA
NMF. please excuse my lack of spelling.
Dear Mirror,
Y U NO TAKE PICTURES?

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

but we both know
that i'm not that strong.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

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Don't you hate it when you try to be
good and do all of your homework,
but one assignment ends up taking
4 hours, leaving you hardly enough
time to do your other assignments?
I think my teachers have a plot to kill
me from homework overload.
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Chelseyahh
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Telling Him I Lost My Teddy Bear
but really, i just wanna cuddle with him

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BelieveInMoi
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

In school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

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KennyBarton
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

Hi, I'm Kenny Michael Barton,
and I'm the most amazing guy on the
planet. I actually know how to treat
girls, and constantly prove it. I'm
adorible, and can draw incredibly. I
don't see this of course. I think
awefully about myself. One day I'll
come to my senses and realize how
perfect I am. I have the bestest
bestfriend ever, and her name's Emily
Bentley(; She loves me sooooo much.
Peace;*
-Written by Kenny's brain, aka Emily♥
♥

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SammiBoo08
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February 22, 2012 12:02am UTC

The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears and the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xomadilynxoo
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

its not that i hate you
its just if you were on fire, & i had water, i'd probaly drink the water

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ImC00likethat
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

Yes, i'm fine,
Freaked out
Insecure
Nervous
Emotional

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SmileyFaceXoxo
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:03am UTC

Dear student;
I know when you when you are texting..... No one just looks at their crotch and smiles
Sincerely, your very observant teacher

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jellybean4747
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

OMG!
This kid has cancer!
Let me share,
and like this picture
of a deformed tumor on a baby's body,
to all of my facebook friends
so that people will get money!
It says that every like they get,
they will donate a dollar!
How nice!
...SERIOULSY...

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halfempty
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

Some songs
sound like they were made for you.

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GirlTips
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:04am UTC

GirlTip #138
if you talk bad about all your
friends, you eventually won't
have any to talk bad about.

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SammiBoo08
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:05am UTC

Anger is our natural defense against pain. So when I say I hate you, it really means 'You hurt me.'

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BelieveInMoi
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:05am UTC

My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."

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lolcatz
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:06am UTC

Directionctioner Problems:
daily routine:
wake up: "louis gets up"
eat breakfast: "niall likes food"
go to school: "zayn was gonna be a teacher"
lunch: "liam eats"
go home: "harry has a home"
shower: "niall showers"
go pee: "louis pee's"
bedtime: "zayn likes sleep"

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