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lolcatz
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April 21, 2012 10:11pm UTC

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lolcatz
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February 22, 2012 12:06am UTC

Directionctioner Problems:
daily routine:
wake up: "louis gets up"
eat breakfast: "niall likes food"
go to school: "zayn was gonna be a teacher"
lunch: "liam eats"
go home: "harry has a home"
shower: "niall showers"
go pee: "louis pee's"
bedtime: "zayn likes sleep"

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lolcatz
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February 18, 2012 4:40pm UTC

The worst feeling is when you know he'll never like you back
The worst feeling is when theres crumbs on your bed

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lolcatz
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February 14, 2012 11:29pm UTC

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lolcatz
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February 1, 2012 2:18pm UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HARRY STYLES <3

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lolcatz
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January 23, 2012 8:35pm UTC

if you ask me how i'm doing, i would say i'm doing just fine
i would lie and say that your not on my mind ♥
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lolcatz
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December 30, 2011 2:22pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
when a song comes on and you think of one of your ex boyfriends from a long time ago :$
OH WAAIT... ive never had one

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lolcatz
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December 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC

that awkward moment when your crush won't give up on asking you who you like...
and he doesn't even like you back...
f*ck.

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lolcatz
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December 21, 2011 6:44pm UTC

i wasted my
11/11/11 11:11 wish..
ON YOU
if only you knew...

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lolcatz
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December 10, 2011 1:10am UTC

I want the perfect boyfriend;
who trips me, then catches me
who punches me in the ovaries, and as i fall to the ground
kicks dirt in my face <3
i want a boyfriend who
kisses me in a outhouse
then runs out and pushes it over <3
most of all,
i want a boyfriend
who tells me how ugly i am everyday
and then throws a beer bottle at my face ... <3

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