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Last Seen: 3 Sep 2012 08:44pm

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Hi|Hey|Hola|
My name is Samm, nice to meet you. I'm a very friendly person, but once you give me a reason to be a jerk to you; I will be. I was born on July 17, 1996, I'm going to be a Junior in High School this '12-'13 school year. The only reason you'll see me going to school and keeping my grades up is for sports and because I want to get outta this town. My school is super small; graduating class of 70something, I hate it. I'm a small town girl with big city dreams, I want to play softball for team USA, catcher to be exact. Softball is my life, it's pretty much all I do besides, sleep/eat/text/poop. I'm not afraid to be myself, and say things, but I can be a shy person also. I can be very awkward. I've been told I am a very good person to talk to, & that I'm great with advice, so feel free to talk to me. I don't have very many friends, because I don't trust people. Spider-man is my lover. I've only had 2 boyfriends, my ex who I dated for over 2 years and they one I have now, who has been my bestbestbest friend for over a year, and boyfriend since June 23rd, 2012. He's saved me so many times, most my newest quotes will be about him (the guy who lives 60+ miles away). Lets see here, what else can I tell you? Uh, family is everything, even though I have an older sibling who I don't consider a brother. I don't talk about him, talk to him, or write/receive letters from him in prison, wanna know the story ask. I'm a serious Christian, God is everything and anything, and I'm so thankful for everything he's ever done for me and my family. I've gone through a lot that I shouldn't of had to go through, but I'm not complaining because I know people have been through a million times worse. Um, anything else you wanna know, feel free to ask; I have a secret account, you figure it out, you're the next best thing to God, lmfao. Alright, adios bud. Bye|See ya|Adios
  1. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Oh, so I'm making a mistake with breaking up with him?
    -I thought I was suppose to be happy in a relationship, and if I wasn't then I had to do what I needed to be happy? But hey, what do I know, I only dated him for over 2 years.
    Oh, so you wouldn't have made him change?
    -I'm sure you would love to be ignored everyday single freaking dayy, and treated like you were one of his friends instead of his girlfriend, my bad
    Oh, so I'm making the biggest mistake of my life by breaking up with him?
    -Sorry I wanted to be happy, I didn't know that was against the law, now gtfo of my life.
    --------------- ♥ ---------------

  2. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    My boyfriend of 2years 3months and 9days just broke up.It's for the best I guess.. I'll stay strong, promise.

  3. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    52 more days until the Spider-man movie comes outt.. let the count down begin. ♥

  4. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Just because someone does not love you the way you want them to,
    does not mean they do not love you with everything they have.
    <3

  5. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    Me; I'm gonna go on a diet thingy in May.
    Kurt; WHY!?
    Me;I just feel fat lately, really fat.
    Kurt;: Hahaha, well I'm a Kurt, not a scale, all I know is, you were the perfect snuggle weight!<3

  6. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Your facebook status has the Asian face (-__-) and an Asian kid likes it

  7. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    I don't even know what to do anymore.

  8. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Oh my goodness.
    You should hear
    the things that
    This boy says to me..
    &I'm heels over head
    in love with him.
    I just go crazy;
    Forget butterflies,
    these things are like
    tapdancing elephants, &&I love it.
    (c) ImInLoveUnfortunately

  9. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Weight; A girls biggest downfall.
    NMF

  10. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Him: Why don't you believe me when I tell you you're beautiful?
    Me: It's just that whenever I see a pretty girl, I feel so intimidated. It's like whenever I think I look decent or okay, I come across a pretty girl in a picture or a pretty friend and I just immediately fall into assumption that I would never measure up to that kind of "pretty". It's like I can never be enough because there will always be someone prettier and better..
    nm
    f

  11. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    She's just a small town girl
    with dreams bigger than this whole town

  12. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    Written by a kid with Aspergers as a Facebook status..
    I'm tired of the heartless deaths, the senseless oppression. I am dedicating my life to change, I'd give up my playstation to feed the starving kids in Somalia, to stop Kony. I would only eat Ramen noodles for 11 months and not eat for last month if it would stop the religious oppression. The worst thing about this is that we're immersed in this evil, surrounded by devilish, homophobic, racists, and guess what, they control so much. So instead of posting a Facebook link, how about you dedicate some time to this cause, some money, do something.

  13. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Happpy Two Years &&1 month!,
    I can't believe it's been this long, first boyfriend, and first everything, you're so amazing and you're everything to me. I love you hun, you and me together ;*

  14. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    The 5 Stages Of Grief
    1. Denial and Isolation-I am not a Facebook addict.
    2. Anger-I AM NOT A FACEBOOK ADDICT.
    3. Bargaining-Okay I'll stop getting on if I get something else.
    4. Depression-"Facebook withdraw"
    5. Acceptance-I am a Facebook addict.

  15. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Kurt; Hahaha, I haaaate holding hands, but for you I'd do it a thousand times! (:
    Me; Lmfao, reallyyy?? (:
    Kurt; 'I always lose my hands, could you hold onto them and keep them safee???' (;
    Me; Lmfaolmfao, of course I will ;D
    He'smybestfriend ;*<3

  16. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    WAGES:
    Salary of retired US Presidents......$450,000 FOR LIFE
    Salary of House/Senate Members...$174,000 FOR LIFE
    Salary of Speaker of the House...$223,500 FOR LIFE
    Salary of Minority/Majority Leaders..$194,400 FOR LIFE
    Average salary of a soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN...$38,000
    Average income for seniors on SOCIAL SECURITY.....$12,000
    I think we found where the cuts should be made..
    -----------------------------------------

  17. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:16am UTC
    No fancy format..
    But tonight sucked.

  18. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Do you know what's not funny??
    How I can't seem to figure out how to do a freaking layout...

  19. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    She is the girl
    who can make anyone smile with those funny little faces of hers
    &&IwishIwaslikeher..

  20. samm_iloveyou samm_iloveyou
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    There's that one face that you won't ever forget..
    && Honey, I want to be that one..<3

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