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MrsDanielTosh
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March 26, 2012 12:05pm UTC

from that first moment
I laid eyes on you, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life
avoiding you

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伤*
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March 26, 2012 12:53pm UTC

One Direction Fact #6
Harry once had an hour long conversation with a cat
while he was drunk

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gray22
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March 26, 2012 3:06pm UTC

I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name...
Then it hit me

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gotdapower
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March 26, 2012 11:33am UTC

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

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AllTheBeautifulTimes
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March 26, 2012 6:17pm UTC

• i dare you to fave this. if you do, your nose will itch in 5 seconds •

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LoveyouForever365
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March 26, 2012 7:07pm UTC

I wish mosquitos sucked fat, instead of blood.

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brianamae
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March 26, 2012 6:56pm UTC

"are you crying?" "no my eyes just decided..to pee.." ♥

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nebraska99
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March 26, 2012 3:17pm UTC

We found bread
in a toastless place!
-Hunger Games

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JanaKadd
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March 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I know I'll be the idiot who trips down the isle on my wedding day.
♥

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OneBreathAway
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC

------------------------
That awkward moment
When you realize you're
falling in love
and you're like: Oh crap
nm/
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hotchick123
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March 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC

*Police catches woman speeding*
Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
Woman: Oh sorry
Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
Officer:What?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not ma'am
Woman: I stole this car
Officer:Stole it?
Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
*The officer calls back-up*
Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
*Woman steps out*
Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
Woman: What?
Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
*women opens trunk and it's empty*
Officer2: Is this your car
Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
*women gives license from her bag*
Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
I was laughing so much when I saw this

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gotdapower
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March 26, 2012 11:10am UTC

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When you can't read your own handwriting from a year a go..

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MyWittyProfile
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March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC

You had me at "Hello"
and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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kirsten97
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:31am UTC

Liam: So Niall, If Your From Ireland...Why Are You Not A Leprechaun?
Niall: . . . . . . . . . .
Louis: Omg Liam, You Can't Just Ask People Why They're Not Leprechauns..
(:

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_inspirationalquotes_
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March 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

So, the other day... I was sitting in a bench in the park. A little boy, about 4 or 5, came over and sat down next to me.He asked me why I looked so sad, and I told him my boyfriend had just broken up with me. He got down, and walked away.A minute later, he came back with a bunch of flowers he picked.He told me he would be my boyfriend.♥This Gives me Hope♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 3:16pm UTC

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends and a perfect life.
.......................................
T h a n k y o u , s i m s .

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伤*
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March 26, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Niall: I like girls with brown eyes
Liam: I like girls with blue eyes
Harry: I like girls with two eyes
-OneDirection

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bgsoccer93
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March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Louis: 4 sisters
Zayn: 3 sisters
Liam: 2 sisters
Harry: 1 sister
Niall: a brother
______________
Louis: right handed
Zayn: right handed
Liam: right handed
Harry: right handed
Niall: left handed
______________
Louis: British
Zayn: British
Liam: British
Harry: British
Niall: Irish
Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

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Marykate1239
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March 27, 2012 7:37am UTC

A little too
Not over you

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blue4453
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March 20, 2012 8:36am UTC

Winning means fame and fortune.
losing means certain death.
the hunger games has begun....

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