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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    my mouth is like a magicians hat...
    you never know what's gonna come outta it.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    did you know that a large group of baboons is called a congress?
    that explains a lot now, doesn't it?

  3. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Stalking is when
    two people go for a walk
    but only one of them knows about it.

  4. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    I was having a great Friday,
    until someone told me it was only Thursday..

  5. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  6. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
    Penguins can't break the ice.
    format by br0kenwings

  7. Princess* Princess*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I HOPE MY NINTENDOG IS OK,
    I haven't fed it in 6 years

  8. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Old enough to know it's a bad idea,
    young enough not to care.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    high school problems:
    me: hey, wanna hear a joke?
    friend: sure.
    me: sleep.
    friend: i don't get it.
    me: neither do i!

  10. zadakbkadaz zadakbkadaz
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:52am UTC
    People say everything happens for a reason.
    So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

  11. cocobananasxx cocobananasxx
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Nothing says regret
    Like the email adresses you made as a kid

  12. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    My mom never has to worry about me sneaking out
    unless she moves the computer outside..

  13. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC
    You die twice.
    Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  15. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Your nuts! I like it.
    This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.

  17. oddtragedy oddtragedy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    THANK YOU
    GOD
    FOR BLESSING ME
    MUCH MORE
    THAN I DESERVE

  18. starfhish starfhish
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Giving someone a second chance
    is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed you the first time.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    person: you're blocking the view.
    me: i am the view.

  20. iridescentstorm iridescentstorm
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:41am UTC
    MATURITY is NOT acting like an ADULT all the time. MATURITY IS knowing HOW and WHEN to act like an adult, but still being ABLE to act like a KINDERGARTENER when need be.

:)

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