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Just an average kid*
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September 30, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My conversation with my a 5 year old cousin (Eddy) about my 21 year old cousin (Bianka):
Me: Bianka has a baby right there *points to stomach area*
Eddy: Where? *Tries to pick up Bianka's shirt*
Me: No, you can't see the baby. The baby's in her tummy.
Eddy: YOU ATE YOUR BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me and Bianka: *Dies of laughter*

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September 30, 2013 6:51pm UTC

There should be a word for being unphotogenic in real life.

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September 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC

OMG my conversation with cleverbot (true story):
User: Well hello there handsome!
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Are you doing anything this friday?
Cleverbot: Yes, possibly getting an iPhone.
User: Well, would you like some company, I don't like seeing handsome men by themselves ;).
Cleverbot: I would, thanks.
User: Oh no problem at all! When will you pick me up?
Cleverbot: Round about 6, maybe.
User: Okay tiger, see you then.
Cleverbot: Okay, I love you Honey Bear!

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September 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Everything will be alright in the end
If it's not alright, it's not the end.

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September 8, 2013 6:51pm UTC

When I hear the word LOVE I think of YOU

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September 7, 2013 6:33pm UTC

"I'm just tired"
Tired of all the crap. Tired of seemingly harmless jokes. Tired of my "friends" turning on me. Tired of looking in the mirror thinking "why?". I am just tired. Tired of it all.

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September 4, 2013 7:15pm UTC

One Direction loves my little things
I'm the one that Emblem3 wants
Christina Agulera thinks I'm beautiful
P!nk thinks I'm perfect
And Bruno Mars thinks I'm amazing just the way I am.
So why don't I believe it?

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August 29, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Most people get upset when they see graffiti on those signs above the highway, but I just wonder how they got up there without anybody noticing.... Just me?

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August 28, 2013 10:43pm UTC

I was playing with the neighbor's dog and I was scratching her behind the ears and she was just staring at me and I was doing the annoying baby-talk, you know, and I was like baby, awww baby (because she's a puppy) and then I just starting singing Baby by Justin Bieber and then she ran away and I was just sitting in the grass thinking, 'Smart Dog'.

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August 27, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Am I the only one who types a word into Google so that it can correct me and I can figure out how to spell it.?

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August 27, 2013 6:02pm UTC

*Carly and Sam are texting in history*
History teacher: Shay, Puckett are you texting in my class?
Sam: Yep.
History teacher: Bring your phones up here. RIGHT NOW! Move it! I want you to read your text messages out loud to the whole class, or I will.
Sam (reading the text): Just deal with the fact that Steven might be cheating on you.
Carly (also reading the text): Will you stop saying that? I *pause* love him.
Sam: And then I typed colin P ( :P )
Freddy: That means she stuck her tongue out.
History teacher: I know ALL about colin pee.
bahahaha oh man, the old shows were the best!

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August 27, 2013 3:37pm UTC

I was telling my mom how much I miss Fall and Winter. I told her I miss the coldness, the rain, Christmas, Halloween, being cold all the time, fuzzy jackets, uggs, and I told her I even miss having colds.
That's right I think I'm the weirdest kid to walk the earth

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August 27, 2013 3:25pm UTC

There's 50 broken hearts
Banging on your door
And I'm starting to realize
That to you I'm just one more
You said three letters
I'll never forget
But you played me like a cello
with words you never meant
I was broken and scarred
Overflowing with pain
But I decided to teach the player
How to play the game
I slowly mended my heart
One tub of ice cream at a time
Starting to notice
You weren't worth my time
Now there's 51 broken hearts
Only 50 at your door
And now I realize
I don't love you anymore
Mine
Sorry if this is really terrible I've never actually been in a break up before.... I just wrote this off the top of my head.... =)

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August 27, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Putting on a sweatshirt or a shirt right after doing your hair - The real mission impossible

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August 26, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Two men walk into a bar.
You'd think the second one would've seen it coming.
;)
bahahahahahahahahahahaahahaaaaaaa

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July 31, 2013 3:57pm UTC

Me: *about to tell my mom a joke that I found after like 4 hours on the computer*
Me: I found this joke..... somewhere.
My mind: You mean you found it after 4 hours looking through witty holed up in your room?
Me: Yep.... somewhere....

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July 19, 2013 7:19pm UTC

"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!"
~Tantor (Tarzan)

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July 19, 2013 4:06pm UTC

*Me in a conversation with my friends*
Me: *says something about your brother*
Friend 1: Is your brother hot? I heard he's really hot.
Friend 2: Yeaahhhhh he's sooooo hot!!!
Friend 3: Ohhhh yeah I remember seeing him once. He WAS really hot.
Me: Standing right here guys.....

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July 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC

*Le conversation with my brother*
Brother: Don't ever ask a boy out. They should ask you first.
Me: What? Why?
Brother: If they don't have the ballls to ask you out, they don't deserve you.
Me: Awwwww.... I love you bro!
Brother: Great. But can you leave now? I'm kinda watching tv.....
Me: It was good while it lasted....

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July 19, 2013 3:59pm UTC

*Me showing up to class a few minutes late*
Teacher: You're late.
Me: A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early....

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