My conversation with my a 5 year old cousin (Eddy) about my
21 year old cousin (Bianka):
Me: Bianka has a baby right there *points to stomach
area*
Eddy: Where? *Tries to pick up Bianka's
shirt*
Me: No, you can't see the baby. The baby's in
her tummy.
Eddy: YOU ATE YOUR BABY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me and Bianka: *Dies of laughter*