*Carly and Sam are texting in history*
History teacher: Shay, Puckett are you texting in my class?
Sam: Yep.
History teacher: Bring your phones up here. RIGHT NOW! Move it! I want you to read your text messages out loud to the whole class, or I will.
Sam (reading the text): Just deal with the fact that Steven might be cheating on you.
Carly (also reading the text): Will you stop saying that? I *pause* love him.
Sam: And then I typed colin P (  :P  )
Freddy: That means she stuck her tongue out.
History teacher: I know ALL about colin pee.

bahahaha oh man, the old shows were the best!