*Le conversation with my brother*
Brother: Don't ever ask a boy out. They should ask you
first.
Me: What? Why?
Brother: If they don't have the ballls to ask you out, they
don't deserve you.
Me: Awwwww.... I love you bro!
Brother: Great. But can you leave now? I'm kinda watching
tv.....
Me: It was good while it lasted....