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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Girl: Happy fathers day.
Boy: But im not- wait what....
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy: Sh*t...

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I don't jog. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it's likely something is chasing me.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Be careful who
you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC

girl: describe me in one word.
boy: mine.

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DreamOfParadise913
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:33pm UTC

In life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream,
& an unforgettable love.

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nothing_to_everyone
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Home alone #1
Bursting into song at any random moment.
nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Hope
Times
may
be
hard
quote and
format by
fake_a_smile
but
you've
gotta
keep
trying.
I
can't
say
it's
easy,
but
the
answer's
not dying.

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IAmThatGuyOnWitty
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 4:54pm UTC

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invaderzim96
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 1:33pm UTC

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody:
The only place where there's a smart blonde & a dumb asian
[---♥---]
nmq

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Randomzaremything
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:40am UTC

x
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x
x
MENU
► ll
►►l
►►l
That song you always skip but never delete
x
x
nmf-format credit to julietechoecho

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liviababy
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 11:17am UTC

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Wonderful
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 9:07am UTC

MEPHOBIA:
Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.
♥

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ilove_him
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 5:51am UTC

did you hear that ?
----------------------"
that's the sound of my;
heartbreaking.
soul ripping.
self-esteem crashing.
mind freezing.
hopes dying.
& me crying.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 4:09pm UTC

◄☻►
That long sarcastic laugh
You do before you say NO!

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Megzy1234
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 10:15am UTC

So i heard they now have a Wal-Mart in China, I wonder if some people look at some of the products and say "hey didn't I make that..."

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grace_xo
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 11:18am UTC

We have all recorded ourselves singing
TO SEE IF WE CAN ACTUALLY SING.

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Peytonie
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 1:18am UTC

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YUgot2BsoMEAN69
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 12:32pm UTC

It's funny how
Justin Bieber tells us to "never say never"
But when Rebecca Black asks him to do a duet
with her, he says
.Never.

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sistahdear
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 2:07pm UTC

Everybody says,
That if Taylor Swift had a witty her quotes would be amazing,
I agree. But imagine if Eminem had a witty. <3

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justinbieberfever1234
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 8:16am UTC

If i treat you like
you treat me,
you'd hate me.

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