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Peytonie

1. Peytonie
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 3:10pm UTC
   i’m still not over pluto being stripped of it’s planetary status
   
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2. Peytonie
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   June 26, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
   
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3. Peytonie
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Parents: Who are you texting?
   Me:
   Me: Jake from State Farm.
   
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4. Peytonie
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   June 25, 2012 5:36pm UTC
   friend: let's go to a party
   me: i can't i'm ugly
   
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5. Peytonie
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
   me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
   
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6. Peytonie
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   May 29, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
   me: not with that attitude
   
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7. Peytonie
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2012 1:32pm UTC
   I hate the word homophobia.
   It is not a phobia.
   You are not scared.
   You are just an aṣshole.
   
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8. Peytonie
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   May 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   Sirius: if you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
   Kreacher: lol hi
   Sirius: don't interrupt me you stupid biitch i'm trying to teach ron and harry a life lesson my god you're so stupid go make me a sandwich
   
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9. Peytonie
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   do you know why we’re all single
   we never forwarded those chain messages
   
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10. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Lady Gaga fan: katy perry copies lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: beyoncé copies lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: lana del rey copies lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: nicki minaj copies lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: the beatles copy lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: eminem copies lady gaga
    Lady Gaga fan: lady gaga copies lady gaga
    
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11. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Distance sucks.
    My room is so far from the kitchen.
    
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12. Peytonie
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    March 8, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    friend: ever wondered what the person you're going to marry is doing at this very moment?
    me: they're on tour
    
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13. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    ghost hunters: can you communicate with us?
    *door creaks*
    ghost hunters: oh so your name is laura???
    
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14. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    a list of people romantically interested in me
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15. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    *talking to person you like*
    me: do you know how many babies we have on the sims?
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me: we have 7, the answer was 7
    
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16. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    i don’t know which is more annoying.
    seeing all the happy couples around valentines day,
    or hearing everyone complain about how lonely they are.
    
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17. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    - she couldn't escape the monster.
    - what monster?
    - herself.
    
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18. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
    me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
    
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19. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. Peytonie
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    if it still hurts, you still care.
    
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