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dearmariacountmein
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 6:29pm UTC

Hate it when:
You put on a Band-aid
Put it on too tight
Then you have to start all over again
♥

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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Mikay30
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 8:27pm UTC

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LFDancer
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Thatawkwardmomentwhen
hannah montana, keke palmer, and ashley tisdale are wearing your jeans

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gigox3mari
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:27pm UTC

"Dreamers never sleep,
they just keep dreaming ." ♥
-my 11 year -old sister♥

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jule123
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:39pm UTC

icarly QUOTE #4
SPENCER:IM SORRY FOR PAINTING YOUR LIPS RED.
SOME LADY:SORRY FOR PAINTING YOUR LIPS BLUE.
SPENCER:WANNA MAKE PURPLE? ;)

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Madddyiscool9
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:33pm UTC

& wouldn't it be handy if
life gave you messages about the future.
Like:
ONE NEW NOTIFICATION;
Your boyfriend's going to cheat on you.

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buttmuncher
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August 9, 2011 2:43pm UTC

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Elizabethsandberg
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 2:18pm UTC

That annoying moment
when you're listening to your iPod in the car
and your parents try to talk to you
and you keep having to pause the music

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xlovedreamerx9
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 10:36pm UTC

I'm a proud B.I.T.C.H.
Beautiful Individual That
Corrects Hoes
♥

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optimechick
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 6:33pm UTC

Dear Acne Commercial,
yeah, uhm, nobody washes their face like that.
Sincerely,
Soaked Bathroom.

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halfempty
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 8:29pm UTC

Did you forget;
that I was even alive? Did you forget everything we ever had? Did you forget about me? ♥

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lisac517
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Remeber Raven?
From Thats so Raven?
Reporter; What made you loose 37 pounds?
Raven; The pressure of society.
i dont know about you, but i thought she was beautiful.

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:45pm UTC

there's always that one person
that catches you doing something weird.
NMF

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loveforever143
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:03pm UTC

I always feel the need to touch something
After someone tells me not to♥
nmf

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zoeelizabetth
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Ever y hottie wi th a body
Needs a cutie with a booty
♥
nmf/nmq

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Lotion_whore15
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 5:23pm UTC

Starting November 8th,
no guys will be texting girls back for a couple months, they will be going into hibernation.
- Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 comes out.

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wanesa
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August 9, 2011 3:17pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ignoranceisblisslmfao*
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 5:10pm UTC

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
is just a nicer version of
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

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