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Member Since: 26 Jul 2010 04:02pm

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow ♥

Hey Im Megan

Im 14 and a freshieeeee
i dont really know what to say
Soooo
Enjoy My Witty!!!

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YWoohhoooooooo. I want snow!

Megzie234
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 3:50pm UTC

Women speak about 7000 words a day.
The average man speaks about 2000.
MIND=BLOWN

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Megzie234
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 7:02pm UTC

I really liked that song
until the
Radio overplayed it and
KidzBop sang it
♥

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Megzie234
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 6:57pm UTC

feeling like a
ninja.
when you drop something and catch it.
♥
nmf

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:43pm UTC

must fill every
waffle square
with syrup

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:29pm UTC

having super soft,
smooth,
s i l ky,
shaved legs

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 10:02pm UTC

Court Dismissed,
bring in the dancing lobsters.
fave if you know where this is from
♥♥♥

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 8:48pm UTC

Ohhhh... you weren't
waving at me,
awkward....
♥
nmf(:/ from facebook

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:05pm UTC

the best part
♥of a juice pouch
is blowing it up«
when your
done\\\\\\♥
nmf

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 2:30pm UTC

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Girls,
Theres a fine line between wearing make-up
and looking like you just got banged by Crayola.
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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Facebook Mobile
or as I like to call it,
"Stalk 'n' walk."

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 12, 2011 2:10pm UTC

texting a person
In the same room as me,
then staring at them until they get it.
♥
nmf

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 11, 2011 2:22pm UTC

A world without
WEIRD PEOPLE IS LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM WITHOUT
SPRINKLES
-RYAN HIGA
♥♥♥

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 1:33pm UTC

they're not blue berries,
they are peas holding their breath
nmf-nmq

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 1:14pm UTC

-NOTMYFORMAT-
Laughing so hard
NO NOISE COMES OUT
& YOU JUST SIT THERE CLAPPING LIKE A RETARDED SEAL

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 1:01pm UTC

I hate it when
one string of my hoodie becomes longer than the other

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:50pm UTC

I Love
how the Wii makes me feel like a beast at sports
even though I'm not.
nmf

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 12:45pm UTC

there's always that one person
that catches you doing something weird.
NMF

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 3:17pm UTC

Do Headphones Just
Just tie themselves in knots
When were not looking.

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 2:16pm UTC

The Gaga Law:
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² (+ OOH(LA)² =
Bad Romance
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Megzie234
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 1:35pm UTC

a birth certificate
is just an apology letter
from the condom company
nmf

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