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Elizabethsandberg

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Member Since: 23 Feb 2011 12:44am

Last Seen: 10 Jul 2016 01:19pm

user id: 154688

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  1. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Everyone's so full of crap; born and raised by
    hypocrites

  2. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    OMG guys...
    when you click the black witty bar
    at the top of the page, it turns into a rainbow...
    lol that's how exciting my life gets

  3. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    I need a (your) hug.

  4. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:58am UTC
    "Why be afraid to make an honest mistake?
    If you acknowledge the pain
    and you wanna change you can get through anything . "
    - Demi Lovato

  5. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    All this One Direction hatred is actually ridiculous. Teens on Witty LOVE One Direction; get over it. Yeah, 1D is EVERYWHERE on Witty now but who honestly cares? Ignore it all if you're so paranoid. Carry on + continue to scrollllllllllllllllll. Obviously if you don't like it, log yourself out of witty and continue your "amazing + thrilling life" of hating One Direction, somewhere else! <3333333333DEUCEZZZZ ;* <3

  7. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 11:34am UTC
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    If I had the chance to hurt you like you hurt me, I wouldn't take it.
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  8. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    The quote below me is who you're going to marry...
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
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    Harry Styles.
    double quote format by Breeze

  9. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Everyone's so full of crap; born and raised by
    hypocrites
    credit to some category

  10. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:21am UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    WITTY ♥

  11. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    I just hate who I am.
    I just hate who I am.
    I just hate who I am.
    I just hate who I am.
    I just hate who I am.
    I just hate who I am.

  12. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    Guys will come and go but best friends are one of a kind.

  13. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 10:08am UTC
    Happy
    Thanksgiving!

  14. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    the sugary milk
    you drink after eating cheerios
    (deffinetely orgasmic)

  15. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 11:48am UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf/nmq

  16. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 12:54am UTC
    i don't care if i get 1,000 favs on my quote or 1 fav.
    knowing that at least ONE person out there cared is all that matters.

  17. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 12:52am UTC
    That moment when
    You're happy for no reason.
    smood swings much? we all get'em. ♥

  18. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    THAT DIFFERENT VOICE YOU DO WHEN YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS IN CLASS... ♥

  19. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Screw getting kissed in the rain;
    I got kissed under fireworks
    100x better.

  20. Elizabethsandberg Elizabethsandberg
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    nmf
    Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like to mess with girls hearts? Because i'm pretty you already do. Life's not a game and neither are our hearts. You can't just break one and think everything's gonna be fine. Grow some balls. Accept?
    Yes
    No

:)

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