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seafoam*
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March 16, 2014 8:52pm UTC

“One day, whether you
are 14,
28
or 65
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find--
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives.
— The Awful Truth

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spence*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 12:38pm UTC

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” and literally right now he came in the car with a slushie and i was like why didn't you get me one and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “remember when you were six”

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aylien
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April 7, 2014 10:34am UTC

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else”
i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC

put my grandma on speed dial
call that instagram

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*crybaby*
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April 6, 2014 7:50am UTC

One of the kids in my class was born on April Fool's and his dad missed his birth because
when his mum called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 5:56pm UTC

i broke up with gym class.
it just wasn't working out.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC

The human brain is amazing.
It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2014 5:42pm UTC

my dad: why are your eyes all red?
my brother: i was smoking weed
my dad: don't lie, you were crying because you're a little bítch.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 7:05pm UTC

wearing all black today to
mourn the death of my motivation

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happiest*
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March 18, 2014 12:17pm UTC

The truth is that the more intimately you know someone, the more clearly you’ll see their flaws. That’s just the way it is. This is why marriages fail, why children are abandoned, why friendships don’t last. You might think you love someone until you see the way they act when they’re out of money or under pressure or hungry, for goodness’ sake. Love is something different. Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart. Love is patient and kind, love is deliberate. Love is hard. Love is pain and sacrifice, it’s seeing the darkness in another person and defying the impulse to jump ship.
and

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 9:45pm UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 5:00pm UTC

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

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happiest*
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December 12, 2013 1:44pm UTC

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nu.de

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 7:27pm UTC

What do you call a man who stays with his wife even after death?
Deadicated

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happiest*
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December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC

yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
OH GOD

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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happiest*
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January 5, 2014 1:32pm UTC

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_Jannette
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 10:05am UTC

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten tickles.
*slaps knee* I'm here all week

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happiest*
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January 8, 2014 12:58pm UTC

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back

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