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Searchingforpurpose*
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January 27, 2013 10:09am UTC

Does anyone else have that creepy falling sensation when you're half-asleep? Is it just me or.....

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happiest*
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January 15, 2013 12:40pm UTC

Me: hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*

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Connork11
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January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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insertfoolishidea
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January 16, 2013 11:35am UTC

It feels like everyone
is moving on with their lives
while I'm stuck here in
this hole I can't climb out of.

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insertfoolishidea
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January 16, 2013 10:54am UTC

Boy 1: My girlfriend is getting fat, should I break up with her?
Boy 2: Yes, because she deserves someone who is better than you.

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ca_pjojo
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July 25, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Did you know
CHEERLEADING GOT VOTED MOST DANGEROUS SPORT, AND NOW FOOTBALL IS 2ND?♥

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BabeeGurl
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March 6, 2012 4:44pm UTC

-Dance
-Swimming
-Horseback Riding
-Cheerleading
-Gymnastics
Like for they are sports
Comment for not

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dolph*
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January 11, 2013 3:46pm UTC

I love food and hate exercise. I don't have time to work out.. I don't want to be on the cover of Playboy or Vogue. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stones or Q. I'm not a trend-setter... I'm a singer... I'd rather weigh a ton and make an amazing album then look like Nicole Richie and do a crap album. My aim in life is never to be skinny.
-Adele

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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January 6, 2013 10:58pm UTC

Little things in a guy #2
His smile
comment/fave if i should do more

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jariley*
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January 7, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Some people just need to
open their eyes and look around for a minute.

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HakunaaMatata
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January 7, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I must be fine
if my heart's still beating.

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Ayden
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January 7, 2013 8:16pm UTC

10 year old now: I broke my iPhone 5, my mom took away my MacBook and my iPad is an old model.
When I was 10: My marker ran out of ink.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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January 7, 2013 8:13pm UTC

I procrastinate.
I'm gonna do my homework now, guys.
Nah, maybe later.

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*y i k e s*
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January 6, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Did you know
In the original version of "The Little Mermaid", Ariel does not marry the prince -- He marries someone else and she dies.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyMindBook
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January 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC

You never know how dirty song lyrics are...
Until you hear a child sing them.

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IambannedfromWitty
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December 29, 2012 11:47pm UTC

This is USMarineCorps2013
I am banned from Witty because
I have to be 13. When i am really 17 years old
Well play Steve Well play :)
P.S. Good Job on making the website :)
I love it!

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Jahyvie
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December 29, 2012 11:42pm UTC

So I went to edit my profile and I clicked the "Use old profile editor" and it said
"You killed a cat"
What.

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