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  1. livelaughlove274 livelaughlove274
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:01am UTC
    •••••••••
    & who do you think you are?
    Running round leaving scars
    Collecting your jar of hearts
    Tearing love apart
    •••••••••

  2. julieannejoseph julieannejoseph
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 8:59pm UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  3. OnceUponAStolenHeart_ OnceUponAStolenHeart_
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Do you know how much I cry?
    Probably not cause you're the reason why.♥

  4. peaceandluv17 peaceandluv17
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:12am UTC
    If I die in an elevator make sure to press the UP button. <3
    56

  5. simmyx simmyx
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:15am UTC
    That annoying moment when your friends make it obvious that you like your crush.♥

  6. talyasweety talyasweety
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 11:15am UTC
    I regret every word I said in the past
    But I shouldn't.
    Because, I believe, it all happened for a reason.
    Maybe if I didn't form that word at that time, and said what I would have said now, everything would be different, and not surely to the good side.
    So I'm just going to accept all my wrong sayings & doings ..
    Because, I think, my mistakes help me learn something new everyday. And if it weren't for them, I would be still the same immature inexperienced girl I was years ago.

  7. raider2015dm raider2015dm
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Putting myslef in a position to somehow ALWAYS Get hurt. ♦

  8. Belladixie17 Belladixie17
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    when someone says " you've changed "
    it simply means you've stopped living your life their way.

  9. Jadeđź’•* Jadeđź’•*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    The biggest lie ever told. . .
    I m f i n e

  10. ushyy ushyy
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    I like him. He doesnt like me. Same old story. <3

  11. Snowcurly Snowcurly
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:10am UTC
    And I wonder
    What it would be like
    If he loved me
    back..♥

  12. peaceloveplank peaceloveplank
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    When A boy plays you dont get mad.
    Just play him back.

  13. xorunawaylove xorunawaylove
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Jamerzx3 Jamerzx3
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:22pm UTC
    It kills me to know that you are
    just fine
    without me.


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  16. hopeandsecrets19 hopeandsecrets19
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Girls are like crayons. Some are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a black piece of paper.

  17. ThrowSomeGlitter ThrowSomeGlitter
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    Who has
    had their heart broken by someone they're not even dating?

  18. jadez961 jadez961
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    You jump, I jump
    remember? ♥
    nmf
    format- akk3165 :3 - tumblr


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  20. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    i'll get over you
    i know i will
    someday.

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