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simmyx

1. simmyx
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2013 1:47am UTC
   "I would rather be p/ssed on then p/ssed off."
   This is one of them times when the difference between "then" and "than" is important.
   
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2. simmyx
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 1:29pm UTC
   Kids arguing:
   "I hate you! I won't play with you again!"
   So they played apart.
   After a few minutes, they played again and shared toys.
   WHY?
   Because for kids,
   happiness is more important than pride.
   
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3. simmyx
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 1:15pm UTC
   Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
   Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
   
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4. simmyx
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   I didn't change, I grew up.
   There's a difference.
   
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5. simmyx
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   I miss the way things used to be.
   
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6. simmyx
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 11:07am UTC
   True love is when you
   look into someone's eyes and see their heart.
   ♥
   
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7. simmyx
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 11:04am UTC
   B/tch, you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
   
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8. simmyx
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 5:16am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. simmyx
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 7:10am UTC
   Average Girl: *Insert really deep status* - 4 likes...
   Girl With Boobs Falling Out: "Lol i just sneezed ;)" - 495 likes.
   
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10. simmyx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:07am UTC
    That annoying moment when,
    someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open before they leave.
    nmf
    
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11. simmyx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 7:03am UTC
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    That awkward moment
    When the world doesn't end in 2O12
    you still haven't bought Christmas
    presents.
    nm/
    ------------------------
    
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12. simmyx
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:59am UTC
    Roses are red.
    My name is not Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave.
    
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13. simmyx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Nobody dies virgin,
    cause in the end life f*cks us all.
    
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14. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Adele: "I set fire to the rain!"
    Spongebob: "LOL, please. I make campfires underwater."
    
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15. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    RAINBOW's are meant for the sky,
    not your face.
    
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16. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    without that little
    voice in your head
    you wouldn't be able to read this.
    
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17. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Staying in the bathroom longer,
    because you're playing around
    with your phone.
    
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18. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Shortest horror story :
    "Theres no food left."
    Format: Sandrasaurus
    
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19. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    I was writing a book about my love
    of dogs and gardening.It's called
    "B!tches and Hoes"
    
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20. simmyx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:42pm UTC
    When t h e r es a f i ght at school.
    5% Continue with what I was doing
    95% Running like a maniac to
    watch the fight.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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