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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
February 14, 2011 7:03pm UTC

Valentines Day=
Tears(watching all the couples) Listening to music ( Taylor Swifts love songs) ...
Then i think why?? Why am i crying over this..??
Like if your a independent woman(:

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
February 8, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Why can't i be like the princesses and have a
happy ever after?

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julieannejoseph
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February 8, 2011 7:38pm UTC

Now we are not afraid all though we know theres much to fear; in are heats a hopeful song we barely understood.... When you believe <3

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
February 7, 2011 7:56pm UTC

----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <----
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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julieannejoseph
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February 2, 2011 8:00am UTC

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 7:47pm UTC

My prize possession,
one and only
i adore ya girl i want ya (:

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 7:21pm UTC

Favorite if...
you say 'suck my dick'
even though you're a girl♥

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this is how love goes...
the loovvvveeyyy cute stagee<3
omgg ur getting kinda annoying
the first fight.
</3
get back together..
then it happens all over again...
its sad when you have to tell your best friend when she thinks she's in a perfect relationship and her heart gets broken cause she didnt belive you..

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 9:56pm UTC

That mini heart-attack you get when you're in a store, trying on a ring, and you realize,
you can't get it off.♥

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 9:51pm UTC

Ya'll need a reality check
& imma be the
cashier &
check this s h i t outt.

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 9:35pm UTC

Who do you think you are?
Running round leaving scares,
collecting your jar of hearts.
Who do you think you are?

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 4:13pm UTC

-Grab your Phone. Got it ?!
yessh
-What kind is your phone?
env 2
-Who's the last person you called?
taylors mom
-Who was your last missed call from?
hailey
-Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
dakota
-Who's the third person who comes up under E?
erica
-Who was your last received call from?
kiara
-How many messages are currently in your inbox?
96
-What do you have as your background?
me and donna
-Whose the 5th message in your inbox from?
donna
-Whose the first person who comes up under B?
becayy
-How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
4
-Who was your last message from
donna
-Who is the first name in your phone book?
aaa taylor
-Who is the last person in your phonebook?
tinkerrbell
-Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
donna, cooper, facebook
-Whos the 5th person under A?
aaaaaaaaafaith
-Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
hailey
-What does the 6th message on your outbox say:
lol i wanna chill

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 4:05pm UTC

Fav this because my school hasn't blocked witty yet<333

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 4:02pm UTC

"I want to be more than friends."
"Oh, you mean like best friends?": )

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 3:57pm UTC

Favorite if you have ever
thought it was a good idea to say
i love you to find out he never
felt the same.....

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 3:51pm UTC

Witty (noun); a website that you dont get made fun of at for venting.. unlike facebook(:
click the <3

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 25, 2010 3:38pm UTC

Parent: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
Teen: Kaay.. where my phone, ipod, laptop, and tv are?? SURRE.
Parent: Damn..

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 8:59pm UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 8:53pm UTC

Fire Alarm:
6th Grade: OHMYGOD What Do We Do?!
7th: Is It Really On Fire...?
8th: Im Taking This... & This...
9th: PERFECT TIMING NO TEST :D
10th: Let It Burn
11th: Hm Theres Bushes Over There, LETS GO
12th: I Started That.

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julieannejoseph
posted a quote
December 23, 2010 8:21pm UTC

Life is a beach
and im just playin' in
the sand(: -Weezy F baby<3

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