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candygirl123
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

What is love?
In math... It's a problem
In history... It's a battle
In science... It's a reation
but to me... love will always and simply be
you

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beautyinsidexox
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:11pm UTC

I’m here without you baby
But you're still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
& I dream about you all the time

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katrinalee
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 8:49am UTC

Its 420 ;
& i don't smoke. fav if you don't either.
♥

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UhMaNdUh97
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:23pm UTC

When One Direction started performing on the KCA's
I litterally threw my computer, jumped out of bed, hit my head on my ceiling, knocked over my xbox, and ran into my closet door, just to sit infront of my TV and stare at their hottness.

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allieb82
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Favorite If...
You Knew & Loved Josh Hutcherson In Zathura & Brige To Terabithia, Not Just Because Of The Hunger Games. ❤

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SailByTheStars
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Warning: Wittyprofiles
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Warning, is extremelly addictive and may take over your life.
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crystalwaterxx
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:41am UTC

*makes a milkshake*
*looks sadly at the yard...*

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:10am UTC

I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest

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alimophia
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 10:14am UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
One Direction: ... What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
One Direction: Oh, it sounded like something else...
Me: What did you think I said?
One Direction: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering, sure.
One Direction: But I wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.
tumblr

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伤*
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC

I started to cry when i saw this on my comment page:
"not trying to be rude or anything but you don't deserve to have a witty account, you make sad quotes that nobody cares about, so please get a life. Why do you have the username Onedirection like you dont deserve to have it. Your ugly stupid and you can't spell! Ugh you just make me want to throw up. Someone in the world deserves the name Onedirection and not you, hope that made you think how stupid you are making these quotes. go and die in a hole woman! :p and I don't care that this hurt you, I'm just telling the truth"
broke my heart :'(
- OneDirection♥
Format credit to OneDirection

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Jessica Marie. *
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:32pm UTC

Don't text me while;
I'm in the middle of textingyou. now i have to change my text.
♥♥♥

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC

If i ever have a kid of my own...
His middle name will be "Danger" so one day when he's off doing some teenage stupidness he can let his hair blow dramatically in the wind and say "My middle name is Danger, i was born to this."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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beedabrave2341
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
That moment when you are having a conversation with someome and they walk away and ur like...
"ok, or you could just leave.. thats fine too"
♥♥♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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AmberRenee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC

❒ SINGLE
❒ TAKEN
✔ Mentally dating Niall Horan

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Checkmate
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:06am UTC

every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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sfishface1313
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:41am UTC

rules for texting a girl
1) dont take 40 minutes to reply
2) use good grammar
3) ask questions
4) use the :) face

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hutchisamazing
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Mom, he broke my heart.I don't know what im going to do. I need advice mom..
Honey, im going to tell you what my mom always told me; if a man ever breaks your heart. f*ck his bestfriend.
Nana said that??

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nicoleypoleyoley
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:37pm UTC

I went to walgreens to pick up some new eyeliner
..I was there looking through all the colors when I heard
a high pitched, deadly, glass shattering scream
then a loud noise that sounded like thunder
the next thing I remembered was everyone shouting.
I couldn't understand any of them
I started to pray "Jesus keep me safe, please God, please."
Then I had the feeling to put my phone in my breast pocket
so I did..
I heard 2.. 3.. 4 gun shots
people screaming, then everything was quiet.
I turned around and I could of sworn something hit me
but when I looked down, I was fine
Then I saw a tall man with brown hair and big, brown eyes look at me
then he turned around and ran..
It took me a second to catch my breath, then I ran quickly into the opposite
isle of the store
and there I saw something noone should ever experience..
2 women where on the ground, their hands over their leg and chest
and 3 men struggling to get up, blood gushing from their body
I shrieked and grabbed my phone out to call the cops
then what next I saw took my breath away..
a bullet stuck in the back of my phone
.. right where I thought the man had shot me.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
miiine.// nicoleypoleyoley

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Anthony96
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC

The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.

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