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softball42796
posted a quote
February 19, 2009 10:56am UTC

Some Stupid Celeb Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
No need to faveorite, I just thought they were hysterical!

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shutupitsjoy
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February 26, 2011 11:28am UTC

Favorite this if...
you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
facebook

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_regret
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 11:35pm UTC

first day of school,
walking into a class,
seeing whos in it, and
thinking you've got to be f**king kidding me. ♥

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crosbalicious
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 8:26pm UTC

drake:
are you calling me a liar?
josh:
well, i ain't calling you a truther!
♥

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JustADream_
posted a quote
May 7, 2011 9:37am UTC

Opening a test paper
& seeing the first question and thinking
“Yup, I’m screwed.”

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jessxsmile
posted a quote
January 21, 2011 4:51am UTC

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Dude, she just called you deaf
"WHAT! ?"
She called you deaf
"what!?"
SHE CALLED YOU DEAF!
"OH HELL NO,
My Names Not Beth!"
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ih3artmusic13
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 1:51pm UTC

Wow...
I knew that Eminem's real name was Marshall Mathers...
And I knew Eminem sounds like M & M...
but I just realized that M & M stands for Marshall Mathers....
...I now feel stupid...

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daniibananii
posted a quote
December 11, 2010 8:01pm UTC

"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you were just a little babyy!"
"who are you!?"

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 11, 2010 10:16pm UTC

*After school, the day you wear a new shirt*
Mom: Did everyone love your new shirt?
Me: Yeah, mom everyone saw it and worshiped the ground I walked on

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xocarlyyxox
posted a quote
March 18, 2011 1:02pm UTC

That Moment of Fame
when your name is in a math problem.
♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 15, 2010 10:53pm UTC

i just realized that London Tipton
is based off of Paris Hilton

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xxcarlaannxx
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 8:51pm UTC

God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes.
not my format/quote(:

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Echo_741
posted a quote
January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

I'm taking → a survey.
If you support gay marriage; comment.
If you are against gay marriage; comment.
If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

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DinoZeeZee
posted a quote
November 6, 2010 1:26pm UTC

Charlie : "You can eat the grass?"
Willy Wonka : "Of course you can!
Everything in this room is eatable,
even I'm eatable! But that's called
"cannibalism"
my dear children and it is in fact
frowned upon in most societies."
gotta love willy wonka. ;D

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
November 24, 2010 3:56pm UTC

1960
Far Out!
1970
Groovy!
1980
Sick!
1990
The bomb!
2010
Legit.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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oxjoyyxo769
posted a quote
February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC

----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <----
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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little_miss_sunshine_15
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC

Remember When We Were Little
we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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