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ih3artmusic13

1. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2011 3:24pm UTC
   ♥
   I Was Trying to Get to Sleep
   a n d w a s l i s t e n i n g t o m y i P o d o n s h u f f l e . . . .
   Suddenly, HE t e x t ed me and a song called
   "I'm In Love"
   s t a r t e d t o p l a y . . ..
   
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2. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   The pure feeling of
   Happiness
   when you get i nto bed with freshly shaved legs.
   
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3. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2011 10:55am UTC
   I Just Found Out
   Today Is...
   Wenis
   Wednesday
   
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4. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 12:44pm UTC
   Has Anyone Else
   Made a quote that you absolutely love,
   or vented so much emotion into,
   or even just put a lot of effort in...
   a n d o n l y g o t 1 t o 4 f a v s ?
   When this happens to me
   I go to every one of those favoriters profiles
   and thank them
   because it means a lot to me...
   
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5. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 3:13pm UTC
   Fav if you love Justin Drew Bieber!!! <333
   LOL JK
   Fav if you want to stab him with a fork >:]
   
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6. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2010 10:41am UTC
   During 2010, if any of these things happened to you, favorite this and cross your fingers that it wont happen again in 2011....
   You were betrayed by your best friend
   You lost a friend(s)
   You gained a friend(s)
   You met a boy and you got butterflies
   You crushed on a boy
   You were betrayed by a boy
   You had a nasty break up
   You had a loved one die
   You had a loved one move away
   You felt like you were all alone in the world
   You went on witty to write about your problems
   
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7. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2010 10:30am UTC
   "How is Middle School?"
   s o m e o n e a s k e d m e .
   "Well," I said. "It consists mostly of constant sexual jokes, bad relationships, good relationships that end badly, and homework.
   It's fantastic..."
   
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8. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2010 10:09pm UTC
   You Know What I Did This Christmas Eve?
   I ran through Target at 10 o'clock at night with a box of tampons in my hand
   as all the late night employees stared at me thinking
   "What the fúck...?"
   it was awesome :]
   
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9. ih3artmusic13
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 3:06pm UTC
   Sorry... but you aren't a genius or declared part of ninja society or anything cool...
   you're just staring at a blank quote. I apologize for the let down :|
   
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10. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 2:18pm UTC
    I am 42% Obsessed with my looks
    You own:
    Hair
    [x] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [x] hair spray
    [ ] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [ ] you have dyed your hair
    [ ] you have or had highlights
    Total: 7
    Eyes
    [x] black eyeliner
    [ ] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [x] eyelash curler
    [ ] eye shimmer
    [ ]eye makeup remover
    Total so far: 11
    Lips/Teeth
    [ ] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink gloss
    [x] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [x] electric toothbrush
    [ ] teeth whitener
    [ ] more than 15 lipglosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 16
    Complexion/Overall face
    [ ] blush
    [ ] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [x] makeup remover
    [ ] face wipes
    [ ] cover up
    Total so far: 18
    Nails
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [ ] nail buffer
    [ ] cuticle remover
    [ ] nail brush
    [ ] Fake nails
    [ ] nail scissors
    Total so far: 21
    Overall Total: 21
    Now, add your score and multiply it by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks
    
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11. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 12:14pm UTC
    Who else
    had a lovely sleep last night because of
    Christmas Break?
    :D
    
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12. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 5:54pm UTC
    That One Little
    < / 3
    At The End Of Our Quotes;
    it holds more emotions and feelings than the entire body
    of the boy that caused it.
    
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13. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    Suicide:
    To give up on life before it has a chance to start.
    [ I t g e t s b e t t e r , b e a u t i f u l ]
    
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14. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    Spongebob: You want me to explode?
    Squidward: YES! That's what I've been waiting for!
    Spongebob: Uh... okay. I'll try.... Nnggg...
    GARY! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
    Hahahaha! Now it's your turn Squidward.
    Squidward: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!
    Spongebob: oOooo! Good one.
    *claps*
    
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15. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    Squidward: YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE?!
    Mr. Krabs: Eleven times exactly.
    
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16. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    Kaysooooo...
    I just read online that there is going to be a new TV show for
    NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
    Anyone peeing their pants in excitement reading this? :D
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1743880/ <-WHERE I FOUND THIS WONDERFUL INFO FROM
    
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17. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 4:19pm UTC
    Mental Age Test :
    [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
    [x] You own a credit/debit card
    [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You’ve done your own laundry
    [ ] You can vote in an election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [x] You think politics are interesting
    [x] You show up for school late a lot
    [ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
    [ ] You’ve never gotten a detention
    [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
    [ ] You like to take walks by yourself
    [ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
    [x] You drink caffeine at least once a week
    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [ ] When you say you’re going to do something, you do it[Usually]
    [x] You can mow the lawn
    [ ] You study even when you don’t have to
    [x] You have hand washed a car before
    [x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
    [x] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [x] You cant go to the store without getting something you don’t need
    [x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type pretty quick
    [ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
    [x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [ ] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] You have been to the beach
    [x] You use the Internet every day
    [x] You have been outside of your state 3 or more times
    [ ] You make your bed in the morning
    I'm 14 and have the mental age of a 22 year old... that's pretty bad <:]
    
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18. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2010 6:05pm UTC
    IMAGINATION!
    *makes rainbow hand gesture*
    ◼1★
    
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19. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 5:56pm UTC
    Not Knowing If Your Friend's New Phone
    slides or flips
    and sitting there like an idiot for five minutes
    trying to figure out how to open it...
    always happens to me :(
    
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20. ih3artmusic13
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    On My Profile For Witty,
    Under Aim I Usually Put:
    [number of my followers] = ❤
    i just realized i have 68
    and that when i get one more
    it will be really awkward...
    
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