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myquotesrule_
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 8:55pm UTC

&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to wear your hair in a messy ponytail,
to apply your makeup in the dark,
or, even better, not wear any.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to avoid looking into a mirror for one whole day,
to screw counting calories and eat whatever you want,
to buy a pair of jeans and not care what size they are.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to listen to a band that nobody's heard of
and crazy dance around your room, with the windows wide open.
([ don't forget to sing at the top of your lungs.)]
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to admit to your crush that you've been in love with him forever,
to read a book even if you hate reading,
to write a poem or a song, even if it turns out to be awful.
&i.triple.dog.dare.you.
to, for once, just be yourself
and not care what anybody else thinks.
all mine<333333
toook forever, commment & favorite.
hope ya'll like it babyz.

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livnnl0vnlifex3
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

I t h o u g h t t h a t t o m o r r o w w o u l d b e a b e t t e r d a y .
B u t n o w I f i n d m y s e l f
chasing yesterday

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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Gl4m0urCh1ck
posted a quote
April 25, 2009 8:37pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
*hope yah likeeee!!(:

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xoBROKENhearted
posted a quote
March 23, 2009 5:54pm UTC

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peaceandlove_15
posted a quote
March 2, 2009 9:11am UTC

&Here's to the Girls
who never won.
The girls who sat late at night listening to music
that inspires them to do things next to i m p o s s i b l e.
The girls that laugh, smile and cry on a daily basis.
The girls who live, learn and regret.
The girls who may never have it easy.
The girls who learned the hard way, and (lived to tell about it).
The real girls.
mine

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xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
posted a quote
April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC

diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
wasn't an accident .
barney came along,
and they all committed
SuiCiDe

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MyEye6
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
ALL ALONE.

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WittyStuffB
posted a quote
March 17, 2009 9:58pm UTC

What the hell was God thinking?
Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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musicgirl917
posted a quote
February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC

WSHG
we stalk hot guys
care to join our organization?
the FBI is pretty jelous :)

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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