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  1. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  2. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  3. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  4. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Me and my phone
    are playing hide and seek

  5. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Every girls dream is for a guy to call her at 3 am to say "Hey baby, I just wanted to tell you I love you."
    Wake me up at 3 am..
    I'll kill you.

  6. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Mom: COME HERE!
    Me: COMINGGGG!!
    Me: *Stays on computer*

  7. jmslivelaughlove jmslivelaughlove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    blacklace
    Dear restrooms,
    you aren't just a bathroom... you are a place to talk, gossip, cry, and escape my class
    Sincerely, teenagers everywhere
    ----------♥----------
    blacklace
    blacklace

  8. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    If I get a tattoo of a grape,
    by the time I turn 70, will it look like a raisin?

  9. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    "It's gonna be okay."
    "Yeah.. because it's not happening to you.."

  10. ☾ * ☾ *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Dont worry about the end of the world,its already tomorrow in australia...

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    12 years old: Worried about internet people finding me in real life.
    Now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

  12. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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    Three Men were Drunk, they Stopped a taxi. The Taxi driver figured that they were drunk, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them, "We arrived." The first guy gave him money, second guy said thanks, but the third guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must've realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked, "What was that for?"
    "Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!"
    ----------------------
    *

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    When my pencil falls in the middle of the class,
    I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get up.

  14. ShesFullOfHope ShesFullOfHope
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:28pm UTC
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    When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during the test.

  15. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    I wish
    my eyes could take pictures

  16. 3toriibearr3 3toriibearr3
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    I'm quiet;
    because no one listens to me when I speak.

  17. MissJaime_xx MissJaime_xx
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    11:11pm *makes a wish*11:12pmcrush texts you: hey your wish just came trueyou: actually I wished for a pony.. ♥

  18. andrea_loves_yew andrea_loves_yew
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    ░ ░░

    ░░░Clse your eyes,
    When your home alone:
    Every sound in the house gets 10 times scarier.
    format by neversaynever16
    my quote

  19. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Dear Crush,
    I Exist

  20. Moonlightmadness Moonlightmadness
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    How to create a signature:
    -write the first letter of your name
    -scribble

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