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R_UBY

Status: << my hair today

Member Since: 3 Feb 2012 07:53pm

Last Seen: 19 Dec 2013 03:20am

Location: In your closet...

Gender: F

user id: 270434

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The name's Ruby. But you can call me Mrs. Styles. 
I'm just your typical unicorn, and I don't believe in humans. I'm a huge directioner living in a tiny country called New Zealand. I'm trying to fit in to this judgemental world, but failing miserably. I love animals and taking photographs, so I wish to be either a vet or a photographer. 
I love music, I wouldn't be able to live without it. 
My friends are incredible, but still waiting for a best friend. 
One more thing, you're beautiful. Don't ever forget that.
That's all for now stalkers 
I'm so bored D: what to do?

  1. R_UBY R_UBY
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    November 22, 2012 11:25pm UTC
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    November 22, 2012 11:05pm UTC
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  3. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:20am UTC
    I t ' s f u n n y h o w t h r e e w o r d s c a n b e s o h a r d t o s a y ;
    "Mom, I'm
    pregnant"
    y o u w e r e t h i n k i n g " I l o v e y o u "

  4. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    Karmidello
    p r o l o g u e / /
    Let me introduce myself. My name is Karmen, but my close friends call me Karmidello. I'm 17, and I can't wait till my mom allows me to leave the house at 18. I live in London, but me and my best mate Austin and I are planning to move to Los Angeles when I am 18. We will live with his parents by the seaside in a manshion, and I will be living the life.
    I can be a selfish b/tch, but you have to deal with that.
    I recently lost one of my close friends, but shes turned into a cow. Her name's Megan.
    Too bad, it was her loss. I still have a ton of my other friends such as Amy, Natalie, Claire, Sasha, Emily, and Lucy.
    I live with my mom, little sister Riley (age 12), and my little brother Carlos (age 6).
    I have brunette hair, that is down to my waist. Sometimes it's straight, sometimes it's wavy. I tend to wear it in either a straight ponytail or have it out and wavy. I have white skin, but hopefully that will change when I go to the US. And hopefully my life will too.
    Note: Who likes my new story? Keep reading ;)

  5. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:47am UTC
    Me: I feel sick
    Mom: It's because you're tired

  6. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    I f I w e r e t w o f a c e d ,
    do you think I would be wearing this one?

  7. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 5:00am UTC
    Lock the door,
    p u l l y o u r p a n t s d o w n ,
    get on top of me,
    and do your thing.
    Yours sincerely, the toilet

  8. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:54am UTC
    I want a boyfriend
    who ruins my lipstick,
    Not my mascara

  9. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    ISN'T THIS FANTASTIC
    A_guy_with_a_knife
    just started following me.

  10. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Comment the last song you listened to
    and then add 'in my pants'

  11. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:27am UTC
    If you're lucky enough to get noticed,
    don't complain

  12. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 4:20am UTC
    I'm tripping on my laces
    a n d y o u ' r e n o t t h e r e t o h e l p m e u p

  13. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    A girl on Facebook just posted as her status: (she wasn't joking)
    "I hate it when you go to the supermarket and you buy a toothbrush but when you get home you realise you went in your pajamas and so you take your new toothbrush and brush your teeth and go to bed because you feel ashamed of yourself. And when you wake up you find your toothbrush on the ground. So you go to buy a new toothbrush wearing your clothes so when you get home you don't have to go to bed ashamed. Like if you agree. I hate when this happens."
    I'm sure that happens
    to everyone...

  14. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    I'm going to write a story.
    fave if you would read it?

  15. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:36am UTC
    D E A R B O Y S ,
    please stop breaking my heart,
    I ' M A B O U T O U T O F B A C K U P S

  16. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:31am UTC
    Today, he pulled me back into class when the bell had rung and everyone had left to go home.
    He told me how beautiful I am, and kissed me on the lips.
    He invited me over for dinner at his place.
    It was raining on the trip to the bus stop, so he gave me his hoodie.
    Before getting into the bus, he kissed me in the pouring rain.
    He paid for my bus fare, and put his arm around me when we took our seats.
    I leaned my head against his chest and he pushed my chin up and kissed me again.
    When we arrived at his house, he gave me some of his sweat pants to change into and a white baggy
    t-shirt and his ugg boots.
    He introduced me to his parents while eating dinner.
    He held my hand from the other side of the table.
    After that we went into his room and I lay once again my head against his chest. We watched disney movies with popcorn.
    After the raining had stopped, we walked hand in hand to my doorstep when he passionately kissed me goodbye and told me how much he loved me.
    lol, I wish.

  17. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:20am UTC
    "Our new album is going to have more mature lyrics"
    you consider "tonight let's get some" more mature than "you don't know you're beautiful"? loooool

  18. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:15am UTC
    I hate when I'm crying and someone comes up to me and says "are you okay?"
    it's like, b*tch what part of crying do you not understand?

  19. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:12am UTC
    have you ever stopped what you're doing and just thought,
    I wish I could rewind what I just said



  20. R_UBY R_UBY
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 3:08am UTC
    I hate it when my 'friends' pull faces saying "she's an idiot" and rolling their eyes and stuff. It makes me feel left out and un-wanted, like they all secretly hate me...

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