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  1. Loveyouxoxo Loveyouxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When..
    You go to kiss someone sexy && you hit your face on the mirror;)
    ......................

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  3. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    I wish they made a waterproof phone
    So I can text and take a shower
    A t t h e s a m e t i m e

  4. Staybeautiful143 Staybeautiful143
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Kristen Stewart:
    5 movies
    1 facial expression

  5. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    so, today during lunch, this girl found out
    her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
    she brought all his clothes
    & things that he left at her house
    & as soon as he sat down at his table,
    she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
    she took his milk,
    & he thought nothing of it.
    then she poured it on his head
    & threw all his stuff at him.
    & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
    everyone was clapping for her

  6. livinxitxupx livinxitxupx
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    if guys hate justin bieber so much,
    then why do they copy his hair style.

  7. LikeWhoaxNikki LikeWhoaxNikki
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 10:47am UTC
    I just want to know who is more on wittyprofiles
    single or taken girls
    ..So if you are a single girl please favorite & if you are a taken girl please leave a quick comment
    love:)

  8. kyhricak kyhricak
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    aww, he kissed you in the rain?♥
    he kissed me too!
    ...
    in my dreams

  9. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    Did you know
    That if you say gullible really slowly it sounds like you're saying orange.
    nmf

  10. aubzxox23 aubzxox23
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    I'm curious...
    Fave if you never have smoked weed
    Comment if you have or do smoke weed

  11. Spencer Grace✨* Spencer Grace✨*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    "You just elbowd my boob"
    "You just boobed my elbow.."

  12. shopperchick33 shopperchick33
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    Teacher: Write a 1,000 word essay.
    (Get it back)
    Teacher: You got a 0.
    Student: What? Why?!
    Teacher: You just submitted a picture.
    Student: A picture's worth 1,000 words.

    Format Credit to: AenslyLeon31/Whoatheree98
    not my quote1

  13. hearttbreakerrx3 hearttbreakerrx3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    --------------------
    |||||| Today in English my teacher was
    saying how it sucks to like someone
    who doesn't even notice you, I looked
    at him without even thinking||||||
    At the end of class he tapped me
    on the shoulder and said to me,
    """How could I not notice you?
    You're the most beautiful girl in the room"

    format by beautyinabox.

  14. hearttbreakerrx3 hearttbreakerrx3
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Phone: "Please say a command"
    You: "Omg stfu already"
    Phone: "Did you say Megan?"

  15. gempearl gempearl
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    admit it
    we've all picked out our babies' names

  16. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Pretending to care about a teachers personal life,
    to waste time in their class

  17. RawrAndStuff RawrAndStuff
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you try to casually run your fingers through your hair, but your fingers get stuck
    not my format

  18. RawrAndStuff RawrAndStuff
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC
    You here a noise
    is it daylight?
    Yes no
    ↓ ↓
    it's nothing run for your life!!!

  19. HaileyGraceHamilton HaileyGraceHamilton
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    You're dating my ex already ?
    Oh, I thought the 5 second rule only applied to food ..
    nmf

  20. frazergirl frazergirl
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

:)

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