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  1. socks111 socks111
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC
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    Wierd but true laws 3:
    In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.
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  2. WigWamBam WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Your Mind=Blown
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. iHeartFour iHeartFour
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    you’re beautiful.
    yeah, I know.
    you probably think this is
    another one of those quotes...
    but it’s not.
    you’re probably thinking, oh, what does she know?
    she has never even met me.
    and I probably haven’t…
    but I honestly have never seen a girl that’s NOT beautiful.
    never.
    so, gorgeous,
    you ARE beautiful.
    don’t let ANYONE tell you that you’re not.
    remember that. ♥
    format by iHeartFour

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:15pm UTC
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  5. srezsportsgirl srezsportsgirl
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:13am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    That moment when you see a status on Facebook and you know it's
    about you and you think,
    Bro. Just tag me in it why don't you.?

  6. JailineBarbosa JailineBarbosa
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:33pm UTC
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  7. rainbowtoaster2 rainbowtoaster2
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    "Have you looked in the mirror today?"
    Even my own boyfriend thinks I'm ugly.
    I don't joke about my apperence. It's the
    reason I'm so insecure. Nice try.

  8. jennlove1998 jennlove1998
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    i never thought i would make it this long...
    but..
    it's been 10 days;
    since my last cut.
    i'm so PROUD of myself.
    i know it doesn't sound very long, but this is the longest i've gone in 2 years.

  9. Brittany_55 Brittany_55
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Now days
    Pizza gets to your house faster than the police does.

  10. torrr24 torrr24
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    on a date:
    order a salad and water with a lemon
    with your friends:
    big mac, large soda with extra fries and an apple pie.
    nmq.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Peeta: My name is Peeta.
    Katniss: Real.
    Peeta: Your name is Katniss.
    Katniss: Real.
    Peeta: You love me.
    Katniss: Real.
    Peeta: You like my Bread Jokes?
    Katniss: Not, real.
    Peeta: I thought they made you Loaf?
    Katniss: No, they don't.
    Peeta: Rye not?
    Katniss: ...

  12. Armydaughter Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Google The teenager that didn't deserve to die♥
    Search About 50,980,070 results (0.12 seconds)
    Did you mean: Trayvon Martin?♥

  13. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    You're leaving because
    I T ' S E A S I ER T O W A L K AW A Y T H A N T O F I G H T [x] [x] [x]
    F o R W H a t Y o u «
    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ♥
    { really want }

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    I wonder how on bikes arrest people?
    "Alright, now get in the basket."

  15. LittleOne1138 LittleOne1138
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    I'm The Type Of girl
    who's not afraid to speak her mind
    But is afraid of her own shadow
    who try's so hard to be perfect.
    But is so far from it
    { I'm just so sick of hiding
    so basically
    what I'm saying
    is that I'm done
    TRYIng♥

  16. CoolSt0ryBr0 CoolSt0ryBr0
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    FACT:
    Cursing helps relieve pain by 50%:)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. cropacuddles22 cropacuddles22
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    When your packing
    But your wearing the pants you were planning on packing

  18. Jojo380457 Jojo380457
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    That Akward Moment #5
    When your awkwardly sitting there as your friends all make plans without you
    Example
    Friends: So guys how about friday?
    Me: What's happening Friday?
    Friends: Oh, we're hanging out at _____'s house....
    Me: Oh
    Friends: Yeahhh
    Me:
    Friends:
    Me:
    Friends:So let's arrive around 5:00?
    Me:

  19. Mix_Tapes_For_You Mix_Tapes_For_You
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I Hate Boys
    Who Think
    They Can Get
    Any Girl

  20. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 8:05am UTC
    I miss the days when we played
    Truth or Dare
    Heads up 7 up
    Tag
    Pretend
    Hide & Go Seek
    Murderer in the Dark
    Spin the bottle
    Duck, duck, goose!
    House
    Barbies
    Catergories
    I Spy
    Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
    Wanna buy a duck?
    Red Rover
    Cops and Robbers
    Miss Mary Mac
    When no one needed video games and computers. ♥

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