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  1. Sober Sober
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    open books
    {NOT LEGS}
    BLOW MINDS
    {not guys. }


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    I'm on that new diet where
    I eat everything in sight and hope for a miracle.

  4. KareBear7 KareBear7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    What if humans could actually breathe in space?
    And the goverment says we can't
    so we don't try to escape..

  5. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Friend: If I met One Direction, I would hug Niall first.
    Me: Me too!
    Friend: Then, I will hug the rest.
    Me: I won't be able to do that...
    Friend: WHY NOT?
    Me: For me to hug the others, I would have to let go of Niall.

  6. YOLO12 YOLO12
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Today is Friday the 13th and National Kiss Day.
    It's a serial rapist killers fantasy.

  7. ForeverAlone69 ForeverAlone69
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Telling someone
    with depression to 'just get over it and be happy' is like telling someone with a broken leg to run to a hospital.
    Telling someone
    with an eating-disorder to 'just eat' is like telling someone with claustrophobia to get inside a small cupboard and lock the door.
    Telling someone
    who self-harms to 'just stop doing it' is like telling a drug addict to sit in a room full of drugs and touch nothing.
    How can you judge what you don't understand?

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
    but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

  9. peekabooismynamex peekabooismynamex
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Buy a New Honda Car www.honda.com.au
    Browse the full Honda car range. Find a dealer
    close to you.
    Fooled You~~

  10. VictoriaRose88 VictoriaRose88
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Popular Guy: Will you go out with me?
    Normal Girl: No...
    Guy: Do you know what I just asked?
    Girl: Yeah.. Will you go out with me
    Guy: Yes :)
    Girl: Oh. Awkward..

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    Me: I'm so excited to buy tickets for One Direction's 2013 US tour!
    Dad: Are you still going to like them in a year?
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: Are you still going to be breathing in a year?
    -tumblr

  12. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Format by BrownEyedFormats
    Who else remembers
    The Naked Brothers Band♥
    Format by BrownEyedFormats

  13. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    'Whn yhu type lyk dis'
    I wanna throw a friggen dictionary at your face.

  14. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Harry was giving a fan a piggy back ride and, when he was done, he asked her friend if he wanted one. She said, "no, I'm too fat." He said, "No you aren't! Go on, hop on!"

    ahhhhh I love himmm!!!
    format credit to OneDirection

  15. amyvalverde5 amyvalverde5
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:43am UTC
    Remember, Amateurs built the
    Ark. Professionals built the
    Titanic.

  16. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    They say I’ll be okay,
    but I’m not going to ever get over you

  17. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    oh, so you go tanning?
    i know oompa loompa's prettier than you

  18. Pheebs137 Pheebs137
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    people were created to be loved
    and things created to be used.
    the reason the worlds in chaos is because
    things are being loved and people are being used

  19. jaimie132 jaimie132
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3

  20. wearenotlame wearenotlame
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    DUDE;
    Why did you not reply to my text?
    Dude, how was i supposed to reply to 'LOL'

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