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CondescendingWonka

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Member Since: 30 Mar 2012 04:59pm

Last Seen: 22 Apr 2012 02:44am

user id: 287816

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  1. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 31, 2012 11:51pm EDT
    oh, so your boyfriend has swag?
    because that will will pay the bills in 10 years

  2. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 31, 2012 11:40pm EDT
    oh, so you didnt win the lottery?
    that sucks, because the odds were totally in your favor

  3. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 10:55pm EDT
    oh, so you took 20 minutes to text him back because it took him ten?
    that will show him whos boss

  4. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 10:51pm EDT
    oh, so she liked your facebook status?
    obviously she wants your dick

  5. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:57pm EDT
    oh, so you deleted your facebook acoount?
    please continue tweeting about how much better your life is without it.

  6. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:45pm EDT
    oh, so you smoke weed AND like bob marley?
    how original

  7. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:43pm EDT
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    March 30, 2012 5:41pm EDT
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  9. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:34pm EDT
    oh, so you have found out you only live once?
    please tell me more about your other scientific discoveries

  10. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:32pm EDT
    oh, so you lied about your age on facebook?
    aren't you a rebel

  11. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:24pm EDT
    oh, so you lied about your age on facebook?
    aren't you a rebel

  12. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:21pm EDT
    oh, so you have big boobs and a great butt, and everyone likes you?
    it must be because of youre shinning personality

  13. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:18pm EDT
    oh, so you knew that was going to happen in the movie?
    you must be a physic

  14. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:15pm EDT
    oh, you wish school didnt exsist?
    i'm sure you would be very sucessful in life

  15. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:13pm EDT
    oh, so you have youre middle finger up in your picture?
    well aren't you classy

  16. CondescendingWonka CondescendingWonka
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    March 30, 2012 5:05pm EDT
    oh, so you go tanning?
    i know oompa loompa's prettier than you

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