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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Thank you
    For paying attention to the little things
    And making me feel special...

  2. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Me: I'm so ugly.
    Society: Shut up. You just want attention. No one cares.
    Me:I am pretty.
    Society: Shut up, you're so conceited, all you care about is yourself.

  3. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    When i was young.
    i was the the Happiest kid ever.
    When i grew up to be a Teenager.
    Things changed a lots.
    format credit: Anthony96

  4. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when Phineas and Ferb never go to school
    because "it's summer"
    BUT THERE'S A CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
    MQ.MF

  5. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Today marks 5 months
    Without cutting.

  6. honeyho11y honeyho11y
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    That girl you just called a mudblood?
    She spends hours every day practicing spells hoping people will like her
    That boy you just stupified?
    His parents use the cruciatus curse on him regularly
    The guy you just made fun of for crying?
    His mother was killed by a death eater
    That kid you just pushed?
    Hes trying to use the killing curse on himself
    Fave this if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you fly a mile on someone elses broom.

  7. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    99% of my socks are single
    and you don't see them crying about it.

  8. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    I keep seeing all these summer bucket lists with all this exciting stuff...
    Meanwhile, mine is just like:
    -Find shortcut to the fridge.
    Nmf

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    ...then you smiled at me
    I took many hours to get to sleep that night

  10. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    *Almost asleep*
    *Phone vibrates&
    are you kidding me right
    now!? I was comfortable
    & almo-- oh it's you♥

  11. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    Brushing your teeth
    right before the dentist
    like it's going to make a differance
    CookieDoughFormats

  12. majorgleek13 majorgleek13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading,
    I don't answer.
    I just raise the book up so they can see the cover.

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Louis: wanna hear a joke about cats?
    Harry: no
    Louis: you gotta be kitten me!

    format credit to OneDirection

  14. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. _AllOfMyConfessions _AllOfMyConfessions
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    For every fave this gets
    I will go a day with out cutting
    I promise..

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    British:
    'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
    Australian:
    G'day mate!
    Canadian:
    Eh?
    American:
    Aye shawty, whaddup?

  17. ilovemnms ilovemnms
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    My grandpa has lung cancer;
    He has never touched cigarettes in his life. When the doctor told him, he refused to eat or talk. They gave him six months to live.
    its been a year.
    click the [[♥]] if you support him(:

  18. hobowithasticker hobowithasticker
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Whoop Whoop!
    Thats right
    he texted me first.!

  19. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    & am I the only person
    who used to sit in front
    of a fan, & listen to my
    robot voice?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I'm an expert at falling in love
    with people that don't know I exist.

:)

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