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  2. skrewing* skrewing*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
    Follow them around the house everywhere
    Moo when they say your name
    Run into walls
    Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
    Jump off the roof, trying to fly
    Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
    At everything they say yell, Liar
    Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
    Wear a sticker that says, "I am rarted"
    Try to swim in the floor

  3. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    September is almost here & so is.
    Hoodies. Sweaters. Apples. Crunch of leaves. Football games. Hayrides. Homecoming. Cider. Chilly weather.
    Fall.

  4. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 11:33am UTC
    The One Direction Fandom is crazy You guys are like little cats You jump down peoples throats who don't like One Direction ONE DIRECTION IS A BAND. NOT A LIFESTYLE Personally. I think they are overplayed Oh & I don't care what Nial at for breakfast We had just gotten rid of One Direction on wittyThen they make a new song and all of the sudden it's a "Life Motto Sorry. This is ridiculous.

  5. Kyari* Kyari*
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    August 25, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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  6. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Everybody has that
    Best Friend that...
    Turns everything dirty
    Finds everyone hott
    Has funny comebacks
    Eats like a pig and gains no weight
    Is always soo pretty
    Get's all the boyfriends
    Swears too much
    Has a funny laugh
    Never gets embarrassed
    Dances like no one is watching
    Always has a kinky winky story to tell
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  10. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 7
    "Yes." Evan said, making my eyes snap towards him.
    As soon as the words escaped Evan's lips, he turned bright red.
    He cleared his throat, looking the slightest bit nervous.
    "I mean, Arden's my Valentine's date." Evan added. "I bidded on her at the school's auction."
    Aiden smirked, nodding.
    "You sure picked the right girl." he paused, as the grin he had on his face disappeared. Aiden's face paled, as he studied my face a bit longer. "Although, she does look a lot like Hol-"
    Evan shot Aiden a glare, coughing obnoxiously loud.
    Aiden immediately stopped speaking, as he stared back at me shakily.
    "F-Forget I said anything, yeah?" he chuckled bitterly.
    I frowned, as I stared at Evan, who refused to look me in the eyes.
    Am I missing something here?
    What the hell was going on?
    "Yeah." I muttered, not wanting to push the two of them.
    We stayed a bit longer, Evan pulling Aiden to the employee's lounge of the music store.
    I heard a bit of yelling before everything fell silent.
    When Evan came out, he looked distressed.
    When his eyes met mine, a small smile spread across his rosy lips.
    "I should bring you home now." he said, as we exited the store.
    I followed him back into his car, staring at him carefully.
    "So, where do you live?" he asked, pressing a few buttons on his GPS.
    "Rosen Avenue." I paused. "The third house down."
    Evan nodded, typing the address.
    "Sorry about Aiden back there." he said, as he kept his eyes on the road.
    "It's okay." I told him.
    It wasn't like he made his best friend a complete flirt.
    "And about what I said with being with you and everything," he paused, his cheeks turning pink, "I didn't mean it... like that."
    I gulped. "Right."
    Evan pulled up by the side of my house.
    He unlocked the doors, as I unbuckled my seatbelt.
    "Thanks for the drink today." I said.
    A smile appeared on his face. "It's alright, really."
    I nodded, taking in a deep breath of air. "I'll see you around."
    Evan nodded, as I closed the door.
    I watched as he drove away, before I entered my house.
    I knew Evan was hiding something from me.
    But by the next morning, I decided to forget about it.
    Evan seemed like a genuine guy- or at least I hope he is.


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  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Chatrooms
    lobby--create chatroom---popout
    Randomness
    Leave room | Invite user
    Format by Breeze ==
    ●-/-●-/
    Friend: Have you ever met anyone famous?
    Me: Nope.
    Me: It would be pretty cool.
    Me: I'd probably get too excited for my own benefit though.
    Steve has joined the chatroom
    Me: STEVE!
    Me: OMGKDJHFS
    Me: DHFSKDJ
    Me: HI!
    Me: GUESS WHAT?
    Steve has left the chatroom
    Me: -.-
    Me: D;
    Friend: LOL!
    Me: It's not funny >.<
    Friend: Of course not.
    Breeze
    Friend
    ●●●
    Format by Breeze

  13. storypanda99 storypanda99
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.

  14. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    wouldn't it be great if,
    sweatpants were sexy,
    Monday's were fun,
    junk food didn't make you fat,
    girls didn't cause so much drama,
    guys weren't so confusing,
    you were never judged,
    & goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
    Format by Yayrey

  15. cheyannerose cheyannerose
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:23am UTC
    when elmo isn't ticklish,
    and pooh bear hates honey,
    when tigger stops bouncing,
    and goofy isn't funny.
    when peter pan can't fly,
    and simba never roars,
    when alice in wonderland
    can't fit through small doors.
    when dumbo's ears are small,
    and happily ever after isn't true,
    that's when i'll stop loving you.

    nmq

  16. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    "It's gonna be okay."
    "Yeah.. because it's not happening to you.."

  17. Becca315 Becca315
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Listen, I don't like their music but...
    Miley Cyrus: She got her hair basically chopped off for a little girl with cancer.
    Justin Beiber: Worked his butt off to make it where he is today, ignores everyone who hates him.
    One Direction: Also worked really hard to make it to where they are and love their fans.
    Demi Lovato: (I like her music), she was bullied all through school and now works to help stop bullying.
    I respect them. :)

  18. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    "Cancer is funny because people die"
    So, this is a facebook page. I cried when I saw it. I burst into tears and they couldn't stop. I was at the hospital with my aunt. She was sleeping. I was scrolling through facebook when this page popped up. I looked at my aunt whose dying from her leukimia and burst into tears. I saw her white, frail skin and cried some more. I wiped the tears when her daughter walked into the room. Her daughter is 4 and very bright for her age. She climbed into my lap and stared at her mommy. She started crying. She looked at me with her big, gray eyes that were filled with tears. "Make mommy better." She said to me. I looked at her and cried, "I Wish." I told her. A little while later we left her room. We went downstairs and I saw her little brother. He just turned 2. He wouldn't hug me, when I tried touching him. He screamed and cried. Their other sister has down syndrome. It was her first time at the hospital since her mom was put in. She ended up having a seizure. The doctor said its anxiety issues from being at the hospital. From not having their mom. I couldn't explain how much pain and sorrow I felt. But, with all that pain. I felt anger. Someone had the nerve to make a facebook group like that? To make people filled with so much anger at the thought of their family members dying. My dad went through cancer. So did my mom. My grandpa died from cancer. So did his wife. My aunt had breast cancer. And for someone to make a page like that.... I can't even explain it.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Advice for young girls
    1. Don't let Disney f/ck you over. There are no princes.
    2. Your first kiss will come when it's time. Stop stressing.
    3. Take pictures of everything!
    4. Your friends now aren't forever. Neither are next years friends. Or the year after.
    5. Never stop making art. Ever.
    6. Don't take relationships too seriously now, ok?
    7. Seventh grade sucks for everyone.
    8. Don't stress about being "pretty" "thin" or "boy material". Just be the best you that you can be!
    9. NO ONE is completly confident.
    10. I PROMISE in a few years, you will look back at this and laugh.

  20. 365days* 365days*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 1:10pm UTC

    No one is afraid of HEIGHTS, they are afraid of the fall
    xxx
    No one is afraid of the DARK, they are afraid of what is in it
    xxx
    No one is afraid to PLAY, they are afraid to lose
    xxx
    No one is afraid to say I LOVE YOU they are afraid of the response
    xxx
    Dont you see?
    No one is afraid to TRY, they are afraid of the outcome

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