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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:36pm UTC

My Teacher: I don't know what's wrong with this class. Everyone did terrbible on the exam.
Me: Oh, there's nothing wrong with the class. It's you, honey.

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Hale_Storm18
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January 16, 2013 8:08am UTC

A brief summary of each Disney princess:
Snow White:
-She's only 14 years old
-She's searching for her true love
-Seriously, though, she'd be, like, a freshman in high school
-She lives with 7 men. Deal with it.
-She pretty much trusts anyone
-She gets random animals to do her chores
-She doesn't believe in washing her fruit before she eats it
Cinderella:
-She's19 years old
-She hangs out with mice
-They make all her dresses
-She's treated like a slave by her family
-She has a BAMF fair godmother
-She's the queen of "if the shoe fits"
-Has anybody ever seen the sequels?
-Seriously, am I the only one?
Aurora:
-Aouurrooouuurra
-She's 16
-She sleeps through the entire movie
-Honestly, that's all I know
-Trust me, her fate is a lot worse in the original story. Look it up!
Ariel:
-She is also 16 years old
-She is a hoarder
-Screw destiny, she's a rebel
-How the heck did she have a kid?
-Oh, did I mention that she's a mermaid?
Belle:
-She's 17 years old
-She wants adventure in the great white somewhere
-She loves books but lets a sheep take a bite out of one
-Doesn't take attitude from anyone
-She's just awesome, alright?
Jasmine:
-She's almost 16
-Seriously, Jafar is trying to seduce a 15 year old. And Aladdin is 18, so if anything happens between them, there could be trouble
-Sneaks out at night
-She's considered Disney's first "ethnic" princess
Pocahontas:
-She's 18 years old
-Seriously, this entire movie is WRONG on so many levels. It is really historically inaccurate
-She doesn't even end up marrying John Smith
-She has a pet raccoon
-Her best friend is a tree
-She also has a sequel
Fa Mulan:
-Is as swift as a coursing river
-With all the force of a great typhoon
-And all the rage of a raging fire
-She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
-Seriously, she's a BAMF
-She's also a cross-dresser
-DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Tiana:
-Not a lot of people know her
-Her ethnicity has been met with mixed reviews
-She turns into a frog
-She's a works a lot
-I want her food
Merida:
-If yeh had theh chance teh change yeh fate,woullllld yeh?
Rapunzel:
-She is eighteen
-She has bad hair days
-She's us
-Seriously, guys
-She. Is. Us.

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_behind_these_green_eyes
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 9:56pm UTC

I suffer when
fictional characters embarrass themselves

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC

i love that our friendship is based off
inappropriate humor, teasing others, and awkward sexual comments.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I love books
I like the moment you open one and sink into it
and you can escape from the world.
You sink to a story that’s way more interesting,
than yours will ever be...

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Here's to the kids who:
-Walk around the house with their toothbrush in their mouth
-Read the text on the back of the shampoo bottle when they're in the shower
-Laugh at jokes their own jokes they haven't even shared yet
-Push doors that clearly say pull
-Ask "What?" when they clearly just heard what you said
-Check the fridge every 10 minutes as if something is magically going to appear
-Have to call their own phone when they lose it
-Sleep with their pillow on the cold side
-Calculate how many hours of sleep they will get at night

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xnevershoutsalena
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I can't even imagine what that phone call must have been like,
rest easy, my heart goes out to everyone in Newtown Connecticut.

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livin_life_young_and_in_love
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Rest in Paradise
to all those kids who will
never get their firsts.
First kiss, first love. They'll never be
able to go to prom, or graduate college.
They won't be able to get married,
or have children of their own.
My heart goes out to all
those kids and their families.

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Eli22b

posted a quote
December 14, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Dear shooter,
when you killed those children, you not only affected their familys,
but millions of people around the world.
You took away another future for each of the children you killed.
For every child you killed, you took somones son, someones daughter, a niece, a nephew, a grandson, a grandaughter, someones soulmate, someones bestfriend.
You took away a possible president, a possible noble prize winner, a possible war hero, maybe even a doctor who would find the cure for cancer.
When you killed those staff members,
you killed a mother, a father, a brother, a sister, an aunt, an uncle, even a grandma or grandpa. You took away a wife, a husband, a fiance.
You took away someone elses whole world.
Sincerely,
you were a waste of human life.

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Eli22b

posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

God bless,
the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
right. before. christmas.
The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
Are. Gone.
Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

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xlonglivex
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Only an hour away from where I live,
there was a school shooting that killed a total of 27 people,
18 of them being elementry school children.
My heart goes out to them and their community.
Please, if you will, keep them in your prayers.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

This is for the 18 kindergarteners
» who don't get to see tommorrow.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Rest in peace
To all if the children who passed away in
Connecticut today their families will be in my prayers
and I hope they will somehow ble able to get throught the holiday season
when it's supposed to be a festive, happy time of year and they've faced tragedie.

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Based on how I react when toast pops out of
the toaster,
I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

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FloatingDog
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 4:48pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your in the movies and a human girrafe sits in front of you

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom
and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself and then realize that it takes time and money and then you retreat to your bed and hate who you are?

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SailingInTheSky
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 11:07am UTC

The Two Types of Love:
Harry Potter:
When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroy the world's most powerfull dark wizard.
Twilight:
When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months, then jumped off a cliff.
♥
i think we all know which one wins ;p

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 5:56pm UTC

"Thoughts could leave deeper scarring than almsst anything else."
-J.K. Rowling

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purple_flower
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 4:42pm UTC

That moment when you
finish a book, look around,
and realize that everyone is
just carrying on with their
lives...
As though you didn't just
experience emotional
trauma at the hands of a
paperback.

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randi*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Fave for Romney, comment for Obama

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