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FloatingDog

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Member Since: 30 Oct 2011 09:34pm

Last Seen: 24 Jul 2021 01:26am

Gender: M

user id: 232821

105 Quotes
217 Favorites
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31 Followers
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  1. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Lolsotrue#15
    My laziness is like the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.

  2. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Lolsotrue#2184
    Scary sentences:
    1. I'm pregnant
    2. Based on a true story
    3. Unable to connect to the internet

  3. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when people make those tilt your screen back quotes with a really noticable color?
    Yeah, well I do

  4. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Did anyone else get that AMBER alert yesterday?

  5. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:45am UTC
    highlighting random quotes to see if there
    are one of those hidden messages in it.
    just me?

  6. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    random someone: whats a witty
    Me: lolwut

  7. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    I walk onto the beach like, waddup I got them big crocs

  8. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    Lolsotrue#2164
    Teacher: What tense is this? I am so beautfiul
    Me: Obviously past

  9. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    Lolsotrue#2181
    asking a quesiton you already know the answer to, to see if the person will lie

  10. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:31am UTC
    Anyone else?
    Wakes up just before best part of my dream
    Tries to go back to sleep...
    Fails

  11. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:28pm UTC
    for realz lolwut is steve's last name?

  12. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 11:38am UTC
    lets see how many people
    have been on witty since 2011 or before. Fav if you have :D

  13. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Me: *has earbuds in, listening to music*
    Me: *starts singing random parts of the song*
    Me: *i wonder what it sounds like to people next to me who can't hear the music, only me singing...*

  14. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    I wanna see how many guys there are on witty.
    So if your a guy, please fav

  15. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    IS IT JUST ME, OR DO PRETZEL STICKS TASTE BETTER THAN NORMAL PRETZELS?

  16. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    that bad*ss moment when...
    you tell a lie including someone, and when someone asks them about it they notice you lie and go along

  17. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your in the movies and a human girrafe sits in front of you

  18. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    OK this is creepy
    Make A Fist With Your Left Hand And Squeeze Your Thumb Really Hard. Now Stick Your Index Finger Down Your Throat
    NO GAG REFLEX!

  19. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    oh world. . .
    It cost 7 million to make the titanic...
    But to make a movie about it. . .
    It costs 200 f*ckin million to make a MOVIE about it!

  20. FloatingDog FloatingDog
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    It's proven that cracking your knuckles will have no effect to cause arthritis.
    Haha mom!
    *crack* *crack*

:)

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