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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Mum: "It's gonna rain."
Me: "How do you know?"
Mum: "There's clouds in the sky.."
Me: "Just 'cause there's clouds in the sky,
it doesn't mean it'll rain. Kind of like a
smile.. Just 'cause someone is smiling,
doesn't mean they're happy.."
Mum:
Me:
Tom Daley:
The whole of UK:
Mum:"I'll go and do the dishes."
-True Story

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Sweatheart,
put the straightener away,
Take the
Make up off,
and put some comfortable sweats on.
Now look in the mirror & see your natural beauty.
You're perfect, just the way you are ♥
jayciecutie01's format

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ilovechu5
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August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

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Loveforever713
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 9:39am UTC

feet
(noun)
a device used for
finding Legos in the
dark

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rebecca_smiles
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:45pm UTC

The Wanted is a boy band from the UK but you don't see a million quotes about them.

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yourcool
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June 20, 2012 10:31pm UTC

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.
I am so going to make my boyfriend sing this to me every time I'm sick.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

if crying burnt calories, I'd be a supermodel

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lilcyclone22
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:50am UTC

Tia and Tamara are 33.
Feeling old yet?

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Of course gays dress well!
They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!
(Not meant to be offensive....just thought it was clever)

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iloveyou333
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:22am UTC

Obviously Medichine Companies
don't know what fruit taste like

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:13pm UTC

Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Sometimes people on witty fave my quotes. It's very touching.

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gooliaxo98
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 12:51pm UTC

kay guyss..
every time that your in a big crowd , yell "AWOT"
it stands for [ Any Wittians Out There? ]
so we can see who eachother are<3

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:04am UTC

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jessdillon1234
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:02am UTC

& who else remembers :
"Roxy like a puma!!"

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 1:45am UTC

When life gives you Lemons,
You make Grape Juice,
and leave everyone else wondering how on earth you did that.
-ImNotWeirdUrNormal

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:17pm UTC

I find it kind of funny.
I find it kind of sad.
The dreams in which
I'm dying are the best
I've ever had.

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Anthony96
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June 14, 2012 2:12pm UTC

If only our society didn't care what we do, who we are, and what we believe in doing. I was I can just say anything I want to say and not be judged by it. If you're gay, lesbian, bi, etc, who cares? We're only human. Afterall, it's in the heart that counts. If you're fat, skinny, tall, short, so what? We all have feelings, wishing that people can take us for who we are, and not by how we look like. This is what makes others feel so insecure about themselves, because these are the words that people use to judge someone without actually know the real person deep inside. I just wanted to say that you people out there are amazing and beautiful. Always remember that you're here for a reason, and don't let 1 person or a group of people let you down, you're better than that. You are amazing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Everyone has that scary nightmare
from your childhood that you still remember

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TheMascaraSeries
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:23pm UTC

I stay up too late, and party too hard.
I fall too easy, and break my own heart.
I do things I’m not proud of, &my room’s never clean
I’m beyond insecure, &get lost in my dreams
I write my own fairytales, &always think about him.
I take things for granted, &I easily give in.
I fake the brightest smiles, I cry myself to sleep.
YOLO is my motto, &I dig my holes to deep.
I need makeup to feel pretty, &I usually mess things up.
I barely love myself, &I’m never good enough.
My teeth, they aren’t the whitest, &my hair’s not always straight.
No, I’m not the skinniest, &I’m not happy with my weight.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, what’s she trying to prove?
I'm saying i'm proud of who I am,
and I will not change for you.
Format credit: TheMascaraSeries/Th3Br0k3nBl0nd3

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