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  1. julia* julia*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    &the tears come
    »»»STREAMING DOWN
    your face when you lose something you ||||||||||||||||
    Can't Replace♥

  2. emilynicole1313 emilynicole1313
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    We don't even have to try,
    its always a good time

  3. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    blacklace
    If I lay here,
    If I just... lay here,
    would you lie with me,
    and just
    forget the world?
    .
    ----------c:----------
    blacklace

  4. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    Every little thing, is gonna
    be alright

  5. ineedyou_xo ineedyou_xo
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    I know we got issues baby
    True. True. True.
    >> but I'd rather work on this with you
    than to go ahead and start with someone new.
    -as long as you love me ; justin biebz

  6. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    When a qoute has 69
    fave's and your like should I be the b*tch to ruin it?

  7. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Movie theater: Don't text during the movie
    Me: Thanks for assuming I have friends
    tumblr

  8. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I'm team Jacob.
    Why? because I know what it's like to love someone and they don't love you back.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    Remember when I asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    I'm going to get a dog and name it naked.
    Then, I'm going to walk naked down the street.

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW THAT
    most of the laugh tracks you heard on television were pre-recorded in the 1950's?
    That means that a lot of the people you hear laughing on TV are dead.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Me while shaving my legs: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while drying my hair: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while putting on makeup: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while straightening my hair: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while plucking my eyebrows: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while picking out clothes: Ugh. I hate being a girl.
    Me while looking in a mirror: Ugh. I hate being a girl.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  14. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Friends:
    Women:
    Rachel: Ross kissed me!
    Phoebe: NOOOOOOO!!!!
    Monica: OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!
    Rachel: It was unbelievable
    Phoebe: Ok, we want to hear everything.
    Phoebe: Monica get the wine and unplug the phone
    Phoebe: Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
    Rachel: Oh, it ended very well.
    Monica: Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
    Phoebe: Let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
    Rachel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
    Monica: OOOOOOOOOH!!
    Phoebe: Ohh!!
    Men:
    Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
    Chandler: Tongue?
    Ross: Yeah.
    Joey: Cool.
    not mine.. haha it's from friends though (:

  15. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 12:48am UTC
    dylan and cole sprouse
    are 20.
    That's so raven has been
    off tv (besides
    reruns) for 6 years.
    Lizzie Mcguire ended
    over 9 years ago.
    Shrek 1 came out 11
    years ago.
    Miley cyrus is engaged.
    Monster's inc. came out
    11 years ago.
    I feel old.

  16. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Friends: You're beautiful!
    Family: How many boyfriends do you have?
    Hot guys: Oh look, it speaks.

  17. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    -Jenna Marbles

  18. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  19. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Did you eat yet?
    Did you eat yet?
    Are you copying me?
    Are you copying me?
    I love you!
    Yeah, I ate.

  20. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

:)

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