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  1. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Teenagers in movies have enough time to eat a whole breakfast before school,
    in reality we barely have time to get ready.

  2. iloverondo99 iloverondo99
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:03am UTC
    Fact;
    you can't say "good
    eye might" without
    sounding Australian.

    fave if you just tried (;

  3. cupcake_jakarie cupcake_jakarie
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 1:48pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Chung615 Chung615
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    "I didnt do it .."
    "Then why are you laughing?"
    "cause whoever did is a legend."
    -------♥------
    nmq-nmf

  6. CrazyyGirl CrazyyGirl
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Put your finger here & a unicorn will appear! :)
    -----> •
    fave if u tried :)

  7. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    w a k i n g u p i n t h e m o r n i n g a n d
    f i n d i n g a b r u i s e
    a n d t h i n k i n g
    W h e r e t h e h * l l d i d I g e t t h i s ?

  8. ErinNicolexx32 ErinNicolexx32
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    I Hate when girls say there fat..
    & there skinner then me...
    its kinda like ' bro youre calling me fat ' -_-

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    obtuse, rubber goose,
    green mouse, guava juice,
    giant snake, birthday cake,
    large fries, chocolate shake.
    fave if you know where this is from. ♥

    my format, credit please if using.

  10. guesscanada guesscanada
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 9:44pm UTC
    "OHH SNAP!"
    who else remembers That's So Raven ?

  11. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    Imagine if Karen from Mean Girls met Voldemort.
    "So... if you're the Dark Lord, why are you white?"
    (I saw this on Tumblr)

  12. PhoebeLikeRawr PhoebeLikeRawr
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 8:26am UTC
    Dear Music,
    Thanks for being there when no-one else was. ♥
    Sincerely, teenagers everywhere.
    (Credit to KayleighLovesYou)

  13. missygirl77 missygirl77
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    That Depressing Moment
    when you accidentally swallow your gum

  14. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    i have always wanted to hop
    into a taxi &scream "FOLLOW
    THAT CAR!"
    nmf

  15. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    I laugh at guys who work at Subway
    because they have to make
    ME
    a sandwich.
    ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    never

  16. xojustsmilexo xojustsmilexo
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    I laugh at the guys that try to be cool
    as they walk through the mall with there mom's:)♥

  17. AlyaStunninnX3 AlyaStunninnX3
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 11:26pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...
    When someone yells at you for constantly clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.

  18. Johnell Johnell
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:17am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    I bet he texts you every morning, calls you beautiful, and tells you he loves you
    I bet he tells you all of that until, he finds himself another girl.
    I
    how do I know?
    because I've been on both sides.
    -----------♥-----------
    n m f .

  19. xrawrxitsxjessx xrawrxitsxjessx
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    what if we already met the right person
    but we weren't ready to fall in love;;♥
    xrawrxitsxjessx

  20. tightgriponreality tightgriponreality
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    yeah i miss you..
    but it kinda hurts to admit it.

:)

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