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  1. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Dear "Impossible",
    Screw you, I just made a campfire underwater.
    Sincerely,
    Spongebob

    never

  2. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    Kids asked Jesus, "how much do you love me?" Jesus replied "I love you this much", and streched his arms on the cross and died for us. If you believe in God put this on your profile. If not, ignore this and know you have broken God's heart!

  3. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    Things I've Learned In School:
    1. How to whisper
    2. How to text without looking
    3. How to look like I'm thinking

  4. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    ♥ TRUE STORY
    PLEASE READ UNTIL THE END
    A girl went to a party and
    she ended up staying longer than she
    planned, and had to walk home alone.
    She wasn't afraid
    because it was a small town, and she lived
    only a few blocks away.
    As she walked along under the tall elm
    trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
    harm and danger.
    When she reached the alley, which was a
    short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
    However, halfway down the alley she
    noticed a man standing at the end as
    though he were waiting for her.
    She became uneasy and began to pray,
    asking for God's protection.
    Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
    and security wrapped round her, she felt as
    though someone was walking with her.
    when she reached the end of the alley,
    she walked right past the man and arrived
    home safely.
    The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just
    twenty minutes after she had been there.
    Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
    the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
    Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
    help this young woman, she decided to go to the
    police station.
    She felt she could recognize the man,
    so she told them her story.
    The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
    She agreed and immediately pointed out
    the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
    When the man was told he had been
    identified, he immediately broke down and confessed
    The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
    and asked if there was anything they could do
    for her She asked if they would ask the man one question.
    Diane was curious as to why he had not
    attacked her When the policeman asked him, he answered, Because she wasn't alone.
    She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
    Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
    Did you know that 97% of teenagers will not stand up for God?
    Repost this if you truly
    believe in God
    PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I shall deny you in front of my Father"
    STAND UP FOR HIM!
    51% won't repost this
    (PLEASE ADD A HEART WHEN YOU REPOST THIS {IF YOU DO}
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  5. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you're alone with someone you just met.

  6. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    I don't hate you...
    it's just...
    If you were on fire,
    I'd roast marshmallows.

    never

  7. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Dear Fridge,
    I will be back in 15 minutes, please go shopping.
    Sincerely,
    Hungry.
    ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    never

  8. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.

  9. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    I laugh at guys who work at Subway
    because they have to make
    ME
    a sandwich.
    ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    never

  10. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    ME? STALK? No!
    I just observe......behind a tree.....at night.

  11. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    If I Ever Go On A
    Bad Date,
    I'm gonna stand up and say, "I'm an actor, they're all actors, and you're on MTV's "Disaster Date"!"and run out.

  12. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:45am UTC
    Oh, Your nail broke?
    Well, 46 children are diagnosed with cancer everyday.
    I'm sorry about your nail though.
    nmf/nmq

  13. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana..

  14. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    This is beautiful. It's long, but worth it;
    Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?"
    The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."
    Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?"
    The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."
    Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
    "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked.
    Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."
    Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.
    It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:
    "Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good-bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.
    Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm, sure the food will be great.
    Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
    Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me."
    (Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds and repost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves
    "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something."

  15. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    Annoying Problems #5:
    Waking up early at a sleepover and helplessly waiting for someone else to wake up.
    *My Format*

  16. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Annoying Problems #4:
    Go to bed exhausted; Can't fall asleep
    .*My Format*

  17. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    Annoying Problems #3:
    Spending hours on homework and realizing you did the wrong page.
    .*My Format*

  18. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Annoying Problems #2:
    Wake up early; It's Saturday. Sleep in late; It's Monday.
    .*My Format*

  19. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:22am UTC
    Annoying Problems #1:
    You hear the most awesome song on the radio; they don't say the name.
    *My Format*

  20. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    I Would Like
    To Extend To You
    an invitation from my fist,
    to your balls

:)

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