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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. sama_sky sama_sky
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    My friend & I
    Are having a competition...
    Fav for 1D and comment for BVB♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    not for faves, just a survey

  4. kristenleigh101 kristenleigh101
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Hey, guys!
    I was just wondering how old most ppl on witty are so help me out?
    Fave if you're 15 or older
    Comment if you're 14 or younger
    Thanks!

  5. AlyssaJob7 AlyssaJob7
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 11:07am UTC
    My mom wanted me to get
    involved in things this
    summer
    so I'm doing stuff every morning Monday through Thursday
    and now she's complaining I'm too busy

  6. lose_yourselfx lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:19am UTC
    me: *thinking in bed at night*
    me: ok i'm going to wake up and feel pretty and not wear make up!
    me:
    me: *moring comes*
    me: what is that thing on my face
    me:
    mirror:
    dog:
    parents:
    world:
    harry styles:
    ant:
    me: oh wait it's my eye

  7. TuckersGirl TuckersGirl
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are
    Me: Well, I'm screwed

  8. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Have you ever looked at yourself
    and wished you were different
    in every possible way?

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the age of 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's weather go outside you're so lazy
    me: can i go outside today
    my parents: no

  10. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Girls who;; #15
    Read.
    Us guys like smart, confident girls.

    nmf

  11. FiveCent FiveCent
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    This is just a survey..
    me and my friends were having a shorts v.s. skirts arguement. So
    PLEASE help us out. Click the <3 if you prefer shorts or comment if
    you prefer skirts. This is NOT for faves. I promise you. I just want to
    know you girls prefer wearing shorts or skirts.
    xxAlwaysSmilexx was one of my friends that i was arguing with xD

  13. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 9:03am UTC
    do you have any fears?
    Harry: crocodile eggs
    Liam: Spoons
    Zayn: water and heights
    Louis: growing up
    Niall: Waking up in the morning
    NMF / made by OneDirection

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Seniors: Ew, juniors.
    Juniors: Ew, sophomores.
    Sophomores: Ew, freshman.
    Freshman: Ew, middle schoolers.Middle Schoolers: Ew, elementary kids.
    Elementary Kids: Ew, babies.
    Babies: Ew, fetus.
    Fetus: Ew, wait, how am I talking?
     

  15. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

  16. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Hey I just
    met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your father
    So join me maybe?
    Format by Breeze
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. CowboyCut CowboyCut
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Yes, I will see other girls. Yes, I will love them just as much as I love you. Yes, I will kiss them when you're not looking. Yes, I they will sit on my lap all night long. Yes, they will steal my heart.
    They will call you Mom. And they will call me Dad.
    Will you marry me?
    (How I will propose)

  19. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Me singing: "I bet she's beautiful. That girl he talks about."
    Me singing: "And she's got everything that I have to live without."My brother: "Like AIDS. She can have him."
    I love him. xD

  20. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 7:11am UTC
    Popular girl
    I'd rather be called beautiful than hot
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Hot guys: You're beautiful ;)
    All the girls: Omg you're SO freeking beautiful girl!
    24 minutes ago · Like
    me
    I would rather a boy call me beautiful or pretty than hot.. <3
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Some random guy: Quit complaining, you're lucky if you're called human.
    24 minutes ago · Like

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