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1. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   This quote does exist.
   
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2. lose_yourselfx
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   July 3, 2012 6:46pm UTC
   Person: I've only slept with 2 guys.
   Me: Show me the Wh//refax.
   
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3. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   June 22, 2012 2:16am UTC
   One Direction: Hi, we're here to ruin your life
   Timezones: We'll help
   Double sided posters: I'm in
   Sold out concerts: I'll bring the drinks
   Signings you don't know about: we got the snacks yo
   Twitcam: What can i bring?
   Managment: How can we control the boys to upset the fans?
   me:
   
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4. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 9:50pm UTC
   Favorite if you talk to yourself.
   
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5. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2012 10:47am UTC
   Person: I used to like you.
   Me.: What the f//ck made you stop?
   
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6. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 2:19am UTC
   me: *thinking in bed at night*
   me: ok i'm going to wake up and feel pretty and not wear make up!
   me:
   me: *moring comes*
   me: what is that thing on my face
   me:
   mirror:
   dog:
   parents:
   world:
   harry styles:
   ant:
   me: oh wait it's my eye
   
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7. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 10:29pm UTC
   Rebecca Black: which seat should i take?!
   Gretchen Weiners: You like, can't sit with us.
   
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8. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   Girl: I love animals!
   Kelso: You know who else really loves animals?
   Girl: Who?
   Kelso: Fez.
   *BOOM*
   Girl: The bunny!
   Kelso: *jaw drops, speechless*
   Fez: I GOT DINNER!
   
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9. lose_yourselfx
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 12:59am UTC
   format; idance
   Guns don't kill people..
   Dads with pretty daughters do.
   Awesome, now I know my Dad will never kill anyone.
   
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10. lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    Dear You,
    Smile. You're beautiful.
    Sincerely, me.
    nmq.
    
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11. lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    fave if you support gay marriage.
    comment if you don’t.
    
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12. lose_yourselfx
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    January 30, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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13. lose_yourselfx
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    January 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Girl, please.
    you've got
    more issues
    than Vogue.
    
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14. lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    The world doesn’t scare me;
    it's just getting good and I want to start living in it.
    -New Year's Eve
    -follow me I follow back!
    
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15. lose_yourselfx
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    January 20, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    That’s So Raven
    Ya Nasty.
    
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16. lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 12:03am UTC
    ROLL TiDE
    
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17. lose_yourselfx
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    January 4, 2012 10:32pm UTC
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18. lose_yourselfx
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    January 3, 2012 3:15pm UTC
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19. lose_yourselfx
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    wtf.
    brb-gotta go cry my eyes out with my girl Taylor </3
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20. lose_yourselfx
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    January 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC
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