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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
are pre-sliced by nature

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Common Teenager*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved question:
Is Christian Bale a Christian because his name is Christian?
His parent's must have named him that for a reason...
Best answer:
Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove?

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 7:09pm UTC

I don't get how people get abs?
Seriously though, it's like, abnormal.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

josh hutcherson's parents are probably called
mr. hutcherdad and mrs. hutchermom.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 8:38pm UTC

my friend
knows a guy called
Glen Coco and everyone’s
always saying
“You go, Glen Coco”
to him but he’s
never seen Mean Girls so
he just thinks people are
really supportive
format jimmy365

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BlackUmbrella
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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Billyboy
posted a quote
May 8, 2011 6:25am UTC

sticking up for random people
because you don't like the other person.
format credit;; JustADream_

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 12, 2011 5:06pm UTC

LAUGHING SO HARD,
you feel your
6 pack coming in.

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tylerr
posted a quote
November 16, 2011 6:25pm UTC

reading old messages
and smiling like the first time you read it.

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Lapi
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC

today,
he kissed me in the rain and
it felt so awesome..
JK.
today,
i fed my cat.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 24, 2011 6:14pm UTC

God
Has no phone, but i still talk to him
God
Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend
god
has no Twitter, but i still follow him♥

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Erinlovesyouboo
posted a quote
October 22, 2011 4:39pm UTC

What are you doing tonight?
Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
Oh nice what club?
Club penguin...

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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Jade672
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC

Ever looked at your bestfriend
and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
nmf

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