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伤*
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November 30, 2013 10:33am UTC

get your cute relationship out of my sight can’t you see i’m busy being alone bitter and disgusting

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伤*
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November 30, 2013 10:36am UTC

have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out
so you just stare blankly into space
while feeling your heart break into pieces

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BravoSierra
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November 30, 2013 3:04pm UTC

My future husband could have a girlfriend right now.
I am so mad at him.

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britany*
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October 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Me: *sees girl with The Beatles T shirt on*
Me: Oh, you like The Beatles?
Her: Ew no, I hate bugs.

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BravoSierra
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October 29, 2013 11:13am UTC

i like to party.
and by party, i mean take naps.

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BravoSierra
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October 29, 2013 11:19am UTC

lana del rey
lana ctrl reylana alt rey

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ChocoTaco
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October 29, 2013 8:44pm UTC

As a young child during church
I would have little contests in my head among the other people in the church. Like who was the best looking in each pew, who had the best/worse makeup, and who had the coolest design on their shirt.
And then I'd make set up scenarios in my head. Like I'd imagine a bunch of criminals bursting into church and me having to save all the people, and then I would become a saint.
When all else failed, I'd count the number of tiles on the ceiling.

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happiest*
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October 6, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me : tries to do homewrok
Relax! Something went wrong

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Chris*
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October 15, 2013 3:58pm UTC

That's So Raven was literally the best children's show ever. It talked about weight, social class, racial barriers, and everything that kid's shows now are trying to avoid. I miss those shows that literally had no f.cks given, they would say what they needed to say and they wouldn't sugar coat it (maybe a little because it was a children's show but you know what I mean). We need more shows like that nowadays.

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flyingbacon7
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October 21, 2013 11:52pm UTC

Guys are complicated
Girls are complicated
People are complicated
Life is complicated
Love is complicated
School is complicated
But food
Food is not complicated at all

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Hale_Storm18
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October 16, 2013 3:13pm UTC

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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October 21, 2013 4:36pm UTC

I am 8000% done with math
and it's not even mathematically possible to be 8000% done with math.
That's how done with math I am.

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BlackButterflies
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October 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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ChocoTaco
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October 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Me: Time to color the ocean blue.
Blue crayon: *Magically turns purple and ruins drawing*

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happiest*
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October 16, 2013 2:26pm UTC

u don’t realize how loud ur mouse clicking is until it’s the middle of the night and ur trying to hide from ur parents

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Hale_Storm18
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October 7, 2013 2:31pm UTC

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-"
"haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

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伤*
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October 25, 2013 4:36pm UTC

nine year olds now worry about iphones and makeup
when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna
pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

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hemmo1996*
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October 1, 2013 4:19pm UTC

I hate school.
Not education.
There's a difference.

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happiest*
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October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

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Hale_Storm18
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October 29, 2013 8:56pm UTC

unless your teachers are abusive a.ssholes there is no fcking reason to disrespect them
they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education
teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as sh.t
oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend
i wonder why
jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an a.sshole

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