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BlackButterflies
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October 17, 2013 1:45am UTC

this one time a dude at school came up to me and said "hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven" and without missing a beat i replied, "no but i did chip my nailpolish when i crawled my way up from the fiery pits of hell with my army of demons behind me" and he just went really quiet and he hasn't bothered me since

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BlackButterflies
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October 21, 2013 1:00am UTC

if you are a boy who immediately says "not all boys are like that!" when girls talk about harassment/disrespect/being objectified/being treated badly/being made to feel unimportant by men
- you are disregarding their hurt and fear and shame
- you are trying to make yourself into the victim when you are not and never will be
- you are treating their issues as unimportant
- you are looking for sympathy you don't need instead of trying to make the situation better for them
you have just proved that you are exactly like that.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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a_guy_with_a_knife
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC

I hate when you really are a funny person,
& then somebody asks you to be funny...
and everything funny you've ever thought of, heard, or seen
just dissapears from your head.

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JJLovesOneDirection
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August 31, 2012 12:11am UTC

~(*-*~) (~*-*)~
u only h8 me
becos im beautiful
~(*-*~) (~*-*)~

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wittyequalsnc2
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September 9, 2012 4:20pm UTC

My mom: Honey would you like some chips
me: Sure
my mom: Here (leaves TV room and goes back into the kitchen)
me:Thanks.......MANAMANA!
MY MOM:ER....arw the muppets on??
me:NOPE! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

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wittyequalsnc2
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 6:17pm UTC

When you say you HATE your parents but you know you still love them...........
b y m e !

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wittyequalsnc2
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 6:20pm UTC

THAT moment WHEN you're JUST like,
follow me!
is that bad??

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Kelsey_K
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:16pm UTC

lime green backround ;
Lazy Rule: If you spill water,it will eventually dry.

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Kelsey_K
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August 10, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Getting paid to sleep : My dream job.

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Kelsey_K
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August 10, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Looking at your bestfriend an d saying , "I'll do it if you do it....."

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Kelsey_K
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August 17, 2012 3:38pm UTC

HAPPYBIRTHDAYME!!;)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittyequalsnc2
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 11:45am UTC

STOP BEING RIDICULOUS!
UR NOT FAT! UR NOT UGLY! UR U!
STOP DEGRATING URSELF!
I AM SICK OF IT!
BE CONFIDENT INSTEAD!

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 4:43am UTC

I have learned that
pretty boys with
pretty smiles can say
pretty words that
don't mean a thing to them.

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 6:43pm UTC

there comes a point in
your life,
WHEN YOU REALIZE WHO'S REALLY THERE FOR YOU, AND WHO'S NOT.
♥

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:00pm UTC

FORMAT JIMMY365
♪
OKAY WITTY,
Listen up;
i am a dancer, i have been dancing since i was two.
i love dancing, its amazing and i don't know what i'd do without it.
anyway, three years ago, i was doing my solo on stage when i totally
messed up.
i have not done a solo ever since that day, i still dance on stage, but i do it with a group, not alone.
this year is different.
after 3 years, i'm going to do a solo again.
B U T O N L Y F O R T H I S Y E A R.
I am doing it for my grandma, who passed away a year ago.
i'm dancing to:
"In The Morning Light" by Yanni.
It doesn't have any words, but it will tell a story.
my grandma's story.
she battled cancer for only about a month.
brain & lung cancer.
she died very early in the morning, so it kinda relates to the song.
i'm sharing this with you because i'm still really scared to do the
solo. i really need some confidence...
please?
if i get at least 200 faves on this quote, i will do it.
i really want to, but i'm nervous. please help me witty <3
♪
♫
nmf

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wittyequalsnc2
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:01pm UTC

"Snape, Snape severus Snape
DUMBLEDORE!"
FROM THE hARRY Potter puppet pals

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 7:01am UTC

It's 9/11, one of the saddest & heartbreaking days for the USA.
R.I.P. to those who lost their lives,
on ~ this ~ day ♥
we. will. never. forget.

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bananas555
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August 29, 2012 10:54am UTC

9x-7i >3(3x-7u)
9x- 7i > 9x-21u
-7i >-21u
7i < 21u
i <3 u

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