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JJLovesOneDirection

1. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   swag swag swag on Lou
   chillin' by the fire watching Niall eat fondue
   Harry knows about me
   Liam knows about you
   so say hello to D.J Malik
   in 3....2....FLICK
   
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2. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   Lets go
   crazy crazy crazy
   till we see
   the sun, I
   know we
   only met but
   lets pretend
   it's love
   
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3. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:38pm UTC
   I have a window in my house that I seceretly stalk my brother's friends from........They're really cute
   
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4. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   In Science Class
   Me: *sees flashing blue light*
   Me: *blinded*
   Me: Ahhhhh who's taking pictures
   Me: Don't get me in the picture I look derainged
   Me: Everything is blurry
   Teacher: okay everyone single file stay as a group
   Me: oh thats the fire alarm......... I knew that
   
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5. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   September 15, 2012 9:12pm UTC
   Me: you know what's easy to gain but hard to lose
   Friend: Trouble
   Me: What... No WEIGHT!!! Look at me I have one burger and know I weigh like a thousand pounds
   
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6. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 12:11am UTC
   ~(*-*~) (~*-*)~
   u only h8 me
   becos im beautiful
   ~(*-*~) (~*-*)~
   
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7. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 11:57pm UTC
   My brother
   calls a bra an
   over the shoulder
   boulder holder
   
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8. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 11:51pm UTC
   Dad : *sings* My electrified unicorn horn
   Me : O_o
   Dad : I'm playing Pokemon *shows me picture of unicorn thing*
   Me : normal 45 year old Dads don't play Pokemon
   Dad : *farts* Your point
   
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9. JJLovesOneDirection
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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   I am done with my graceless heart
   So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart
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10. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 12:21am UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I am done with my graceless heart
    So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart
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    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    
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11. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:43am UTC
    \(*o*)/ " Wooohooo new Witty! "
    -(*o*-)*typing* " What should my first new quote be "
    /(*o*)\ "gasp my laptop died"
    (/*o*)/ "Where is the cord"
    
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12. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 12:15am UTC
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    move away from your screen then back to it the lines sometimes seem to move
    
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13. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    <(*w*)> ~~Kitty
    '-l-' Kat~~
    ,-l-,
    
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14. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Me: *telling funny story*
    Sister: you're annoying me!
    Me: How!
    Sister: I'm trying to listen to a song
    Me: you have been listening to the song since we got here
    Sister: you're gonna put this on witty aren't you
    Me: yes, yes i am
    
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15. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:42pm UTC
    That moment at night
    when EVERYTHING in your
    room looks like a person
    and all you can think is
    chucky is in the room
    
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16. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    Y . O . D . O
    You Only Die Once
    so make it painful
    Giggle Giggle
    
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17. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 10:58pm UTC
    My favorite word begins with
    F and ends in U C K
    My favorite word is Firetruck
    What did you think I'd say ?
    
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18. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Sister : *punches me in the ear*
    Me : oooOOOOW!!!!!!!!!
    Sister : *laughs her butt off*
    Me : *slaps sister* GET ME ICE CREAM !!!!!!!!
    Sister : o_O
    (I got my ice cream)
    
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19. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Parent : Why would you lie to us
    Child : Santa, Easter Bunny, Toothfairy
    Parent : O_o
    NMQ
    
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20. JJLovesOneDirection
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    ZEBRA
    SOUNDS LIKE A FRENCH PERSON SAYING THE BRA
    
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