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  1. soccerocks16 soccerocks16
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Me when my brother coughs- Be quiet I cant here what song is in this persons witty profile!!!!
    Me when my dog coughs- OMG are you ok do you have to go to the vet? Did I pull the leash to hard. Are you hurt.? Does your neck really hurt? Is it broken. OMG this is awful!

  2. FallingTower FallingTower
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Dear Vampires
    from Twilight if i saw a person sparkling i'd scream Gay Fairy not 'vampire'
    sincerely now got a little sister wanting to watch the pixie movie

  3. xxdream121 xxdream121
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:14am UTC
    If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I.

  4. TinkaBell TinkaBell
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:28am UTC
    I don't hate you.
    I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.
    facebook/nmq
    Myformat. dobt steak

  5. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:44am UTC
    I don't read books
    I live them

  6. iloveyuxoxo iloveyuxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:21am UTC
    99% of teens brought sexy back.
    I'm That 1% that never lost it (;

  7. SimplyPamela SimplyPamela
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Tell a girl she's
    beautiful a million
    times, and she'll
    never believe you.
    Call her ugly once, and
    she'll
    never forget it.
    // nmq //

  8. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    WATCH OUT BECAUSE YOUR THOUGHTS BECOME YOUR ACTIONS, BECAUSE YOUR ACTIONS MUTATE INTO YOUR HABBITS, BECAUSE YOUR HABBITS BECOME YOUR CHARACTER AND YOUR CHARACTER BECOMES YOUR
    DESTINY

  9. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    music is science AND YOU'D BETTERBELIEVE IT!!!!!!!
    a music score is a graph/chart and the jubulant sounds that come out of our instruments and paint he canvas of the world teach us sound frequencies. it is also a foreign language because everybody else is understanding and reading the same thing you are (sheet music)! fave if you agree!

  10. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.
    - Daniel Tosh

  11. lovesickmelody lovesickmelody
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:20am UTC
    Don't force it out. If you have something to say, say it.
    Let the words flow from your fingers, but never try to be inspirational.
    Write from your heart and cross your fingers that you are inspiring at
    least o n e l o n e l y s o u l out there. )}]

  12. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:54am UTC
    MOM!I'm not playing with my food...ishhhhhhhh

  13. wittyequalsnc2 wittyequalsnc2
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:20am UTC
    A boy gave his girlfriend 14 daisies 1 fake. He said, "i'll love until the last one dies!"
    my friend told me this and said she found it on the internet

  14. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Prolouge
    If you think you life is hard
    you haven't met Ivy.
    She's 15 and innocent
    She's abused and misunderstood
    All my aunt and uncle wanted was a "normal" child
    She would walk to school with gashes in her arms,
    thanks to her parents, but yet be so sure of herself.
    Ivy's parents wanted an autistic-free child
    and Ivy didn't quite reach their standards.
    Life hates Ivy and she doesn't deserve what it
    throws at her.
    For me,her cousin Aria, all I have to do is
    Love Ivy
    Hey guys so i hope you enjoy this story. :)
    If you want me to keep writing this story then
    favorite this.
    It doesn't matter how many faves. Even if it is one
    then i will keep writing.
    I'm not sure when chapter 1 will be up but it will be
    up soon.
    I would love to notify you if you want!
    Thanks
    Stay Lovely
    P.S. it get's better trust me :)

  15. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Chapter 1
    -Aria's POV-
    I was awakened by a high-
    pitched scream emerging from
    Ivy's room. My parents could care less
    about Ivy's "silly"dreams but for me it was like
    the truth was slapping me in the face. I bolted
    out of my room and catapulted myself on
    the other side of her bed.
    Ivy, disoriented by my fall let out another
    sriek.
    "Ivy, it's okay it was just a nightmare."
    I said soothingly.
    "It was more than that! It's going to
    happen!" Ivy said frantically.
    "Just go back to sleep" I said tiredly.
    After Ivy's refusal to go back to sleep,
    I became frustrated. I sauntered
    over to her dresser and pulled open one of
    her drawers, suprised I could even do that considering
    I was half asleep, and fished through her
    "magic drawer."
    I knew what I was looking for; her dream journal and a pen.
    I handed them to Ivy and she knew what to do
    from there. She started vigorusly writing
    in her journal about her nightmare, she does this
    so she remembers them. She's been doing this for for the
    past week. I could slightly see how she began
    and all that I saw was what i have been seeing every
    night lately.
    All I could think of was to yell.
    "No Ivy!"
    Hey guys! Thanks for the feedback! I know this chapter is pretty boring! Sorry! Next chapter will be up today or tomorrow!
    It gets sooo good at around chapter 4 or chapter 5 but chapter 6 is where it all takes off!
    Please keep reading and if you want i would love to notify you!
    -Hint-
    "Turns out we are crashing more rapidly"
    The pilot said. That's when everything went down and we started crashing.
    -Ivy's POV-
    That was a long hint but you guys deserve it!
    Thanks for the support guys!
    Love you all!

  16. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Chapter 2
    Part 1
    -Ivy's POV-
    I started writing in my journal.
    My dream starts off pretty scary.
    It all started with Aria and I going to the
    movies for the third time this week. As soon
    as we purchased our tickets there was a
    confetti canon and balloons fell from the
    ceiling! All of a sudden there were people
    crowding around Aria and I, and they began
    to cheer. Two employees asked us our
    name and then I heard a very low voice
    that started announcing what was happening.
    "Aria and Ivy you are the our lucky winners!
    You both win a free trip to Hawaii!
    You are both scheduled to go on
    your trip in 1 month!
    -1 month later-
    After we were all packed up we were
    ready to drive to the airport.
    As we were stepping out of the car my legs began to ache.
    I guess sitting in a car for an hour and a half can't be too
    good for your legs. When we stepped into the airport
    there was a sudden nice, cool breeze.
    As soon as we got to the airport we boarded the plane.
    We put our luggage in the top compartment and took
    our seats. Then out pilot announced that
    it was going to be a 12- 13 hour plane ride since
    we were flying out of my home state, Maine.
    I'm really glad that Aria got to come with me because
    she kept me company until we got a life changing
    announcement from our pilot.
    Hey guys! Thanks for the feedback! The chapters are starting to get good but they get better! Trust me! Next chapter will be up today or tomorrow!
    It gets sooo good at around chapter 5 but chapter 6 is where it all takes off!
    Please keep reading and if you want i would love to notify you!
    -Hint-
    "Turns out we are crashing more rapidly"
    The pilot said. That's when everything went down and we started crashing.
    -Ivy's POV-
    Thanks for the support guys!
    Love you all!

  17. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    I.Love.You.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Chapter 2
    Part 2
    -Ivy's POV-
    "There is a serious problem."
    The pilot began.
    "The malfunction that has occurred is very
    serious. The nose of the plane
    is slowly tipping down due to the malfunction
    and we will crash in a half hour or less."
    Said the pilot making my mouth drop along
    with everyone else's. After a few minutes passed
    the silence began to fade, until we heard a whirling sound.
    Then it got soo loud. Everyone started crying and screaming including
    Aria and I. We all grew silent as the pilot gave us an update.
    "Turns out we are crashing more rapidly than planned.
    Prepare yourself. God bless you all."
    Then the announcement cut off.
    That's when everything went down.
    We started crashing.
    Then came the screaming.
    Then we hit the sand. And that's
    when everyone and everything became silent.
    That's when my
    nightmare ends.
    Hey guys! Thanks for the feedback! The chapters are starting to get good but they get better! Trust me! Next chapter will be up today or tomorrow!
    It gets sooo good at around chapter 5 but chapter 6 is where it all takes off! Oh and don't be confused chapter 2 is just a dream that she has and she writes it down in her dream journal. The story later on has to do alot with dreams so i wanted to compare dreams. You will understand better when i post that part of the book though. Trust me!
    Please keep reading and if you want i would love to notify you!
    -Hint-
    Some how my spirits were let down beacause I knew kids
    would instantly rob her of her joy.
    -Aria's POV-
    Thanks for the support guys!
    Love you all!

  19. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Ending journal entry/update
    As most of you know, chapter 2, both part 1 and 2,
    is Ivy's dream. She wirtes them in her dream journal so she will never forget them.
    The beginning of chapter 3 is reality. You see Ivy has a routine and she wakes up Aria every morning.
    When chapter 3 starts Ivy's dream is over and they start to get ready for school. :)
    Just thought i would clear that up! :)
    Thanks for all the supprt!
    Love ya!

  20. MusicIsLove563 MusicIsLove563
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Love Ivy
    Chapter 3
    -Aria's POV-
    I could hear Ivy walking around outside my door,
    as she does this every morning, because she is waiting
    for it to be 6:00 am exactly. I pretended to sleep as she swung
    open my bedroom door because she hated it when i was already
    up. After Ivy shook me awake we went into the bathroom to
    get ready. The thing she always wants me to do first
    is braid her hair. Today I decided to do a fishtail
    braid because her hair always looked gorgeous like
    that because her hair has a lot of texture in it. Her hair
    has gotten so long in the past year that her braid goes all
    the way down her back. After I finished her braid I started my
    makeup. I applied my foundation, eyeshadow, and blush.
    I started coating on my favorite mascara when Ivy
    interrupted my procedure.
    "Could I use some of your fancy makeup?"
    Ivy asked putting emphesis on the
    p, spattering spit on my
    face. As I wiped her
    spit from my face I decided
    that her bland complection could
    use a bit of a touch up.
    "Of coarse." I replied.
    I dotted some of my favorite
    blush on the apples of her cheeks
    and watched her face lit up like 100 eletric
    lights. She seemed excited to go to school.
    But my spirits were let down because i knew,
    kids would instantly rob her of her joy.
    Hey guys! Thanks for the feedback! I know this chapter is pretty boring! Sorry! Next chapter will be up today or tomorrow!
    It gets sooo good next chapter!
    Please keep reading and if you want i would love to notify you!
    -Hint-
    I looked back at him and then there was a pain that ran through my body.
    Then everything went black
    -Ivy's POV-
    What do you think happens in the next chapter?
    :0
    :)
    Thanks for the support guys!
    Love you all!

:)

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